Gang leader elected president of the USA in landslide By Sarah LeBoeuf published 20 October 13 Record voter turnout as a known sociopath is elected leader of the free world...
Gym leader with single type of Pokemon baffled by 50-match losing streak By Sarah LeBoeuf published 13 October 13 Things aren't going well for a gym leader...
Trainer uses Master Ball to catch common Pokemon By Sarah LeBoeuf published 6 October 13 The Pokemon community is confused and shocked at a recently revealed fact about an up-and-comer...
Stupid kid blames Grand Theft Auto for dumb crime, probably By Sarah LeBoeuf published 29 September 13 Dumb kid does dumb thing and blames GTA, most likely...
Literally no suspects after Los Santos crime skyrockets 150,000% in one week By Sarah LeBoeuf published 22 September 13 Crime rates in one of America's largest cities has skyrocketed...
Pooptown's mayor missing for over two weeks By Sarah LeBoeuf published 15 September 13 Pooptown's mayor is missing--more at 11...
