The no-text Mex strikes again
Meet Ms. San Antonio
Featuring Antonio Banderas’ moustache
“Machete don’t tweet”
Eyepatch? Check. Denim vest? Check.
The former Spy Kid gets rude
The Machete man's Xmas essentials...
Exclusive: Machete man Trejo talks Kills cast...
And gets her own poster to boot
He’ll play the president
And Danny Trejo gets to kiss her
More ladies for Robert Rodriguez' sequel
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