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Play as a badass condom that's packing a lot of heat. Defend the egg from incoming sperm by blasting them intolifeless stains with your firearms. The pace picks up as you unlock more powerful weapons, like the shotgun, to deal with the increasing waves of would-be babies.
Above: There's even a leaderboard for the best blasters. See if you can beat matyuskosar
Mar 8, 2010