Metal Gear Madness!

Above: Note to all governments: If you must create robots of cataclysmic proportions, one that cleans up after itself would be greatly appreciated

Above: Then why do they kill?

Above: Ta Daa! Notice the rainbow fro'ed little dude in his mouth?

Above: A retired Shagohod can't live on Social Security alone

Above: Any Jurassic Park reference is positive by default

Above: Works, unless you're a McCain fan.