Fan films gone wrong

Love Hurts in Star Wars Galaxies

Love hurts. There’s nothing more brutal and painful than having your heart crushed by someone you’re smitten with - unless of course you’ve made the mistake of falling for someone in an MMO. Yes, love hurts - especially when there are screenshots that prove your Star Wars Galaxies boyfriend is a lying cheating whore and your backstabbing online friend records your painful confession and posts it on the internet.

Above: You can’ttext message breakupand you can’t go trolling for digital lap dances when you’ve got a gal who helped you score a shiny AT-RT

Star Wars Galaxies decoder
AT-RT: Not to be confused with the AT-ST or AT-AT, the AT-RT is a mini two-legged walker that can hold one cheating jerk face.
Lap dance: Something you ask for in Star Wars Galaxies when you want to try to cyber with our slutty Twi’lek Dancer at the local cantina.
Mats: Short for materials needed to construct uber important items.

Below: Use the handy guide above to decode this painful confession of a broken heart below. Just ignore the pictures the director added over the audio