The Division beta is just hours away from going live on Xbox One. If you're still feeling woefully unprepared to restore order to plague-stricken Manhattan, then you should find this "How to Play the Beta" video from Ubisoft to be right up your trash-strewn alley (I was expecting it to just say "pre-order the game then download the beta", but I'm frustratingly pedantic).
The video actually walks you through character creation (which is limited to picking a gender and scrolling through randomized faces in the beta) to the fearsome PvP Dark Zone, all in the space of about eight minutes. Beta preparation aside, it's a nice, detailed look at a game that's kept us waiting for nearly three years. But no sight of agents intelligently closing car doors, I must note.
Did you catch how those "rioters" near the beginning of the video were clearly bad guys because they were looting a corpse, then the main character loots their corpses after killing them? That's just one of the many benefits of being an agent of The Division: you're always the good guy. Except when you start killing other agents in the Dark Zone. Then you're a rogue agent, which sounds even cooler, frankly.
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