Copland review

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There's nothing entirely good or clean or virtuous or nice-looking in Copland. Stallone plays a smalltown sheriff, his stomach bulging over his gun-belt. Cops abandon their partners in their hour of need. De Niro playsan Internal Affairs officer, policing the police from an untidy office where even the ceiling tiles are stained and drooping. Neighbours sleep with their best friends' wives. Everyone's too fat or too thin, everyone's ugly in their ill-fitting clothing and bad haircuts, every family has a secret. There's much that needs resolving before the film is through.

Copland's what GoodFellas would have been like had the wise guys been New York policemen. It's a dizzying tangle of split loyalties, where friendships and family ties only take you so far. But rather than being viewed through the eyes of an insider, it's all seen through Freddy Heflin, the sheriff of Garrison, New Jersey. He's a kind, generous man at heart, but he's also a puppet plod, looked down on, ignored and sneered at by the city cops, who've fled the crimes of the big city to set up homes across the George Washington Bridge. He's got nothing to do all day, not because he's brilliant at upholding the law, but because criminals are scared of a town where police live on every street. So he spends his time visiting the girl whose life he saved, sorting out minor domestics and hanging out at the local cop bar, soaking up the stories and camaraderie of the men and women he can never join.

Copland showcases a flawless ensemble cast working their way through a tight, thoughtful and brilliantly believable script. Irresistibly entertaining throughout, Copland is as perfect a contemporary crime thriller as you're ever going to watch. I urge you to see it.

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