Conan can't handle The Witcher 3's unicorn sex...

We're pretty used to The Witcher's sex-positive fantasy world by now, so it's no big deal when Geralt gets his freak on, on-screen. But for Conan O'Brien, who "reviews" The Witcher 3 in his latest Clueless Gamer segment, it is a very big deal.

When Conan realizes that The Witcher 3 is a video game where you can have sex with people, that becomes his primary objective. While we hardcore gaming types fawn over super-smooth frame rates and a massive open world full of monsters to slay, Conan's on a Wild Hunt for ass.

The way Conan rolls his eyes through extended dialogues and button mashes through combat just to get to the next part where everybody takes off their clothes (or magics off their clothes on the back of a stuffed unicorn) is refreshingly honest.

You can embark on your own sexy adventure when The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt releases worldwide on PC, PS4, and Xbox One on May 19.

Connor Sheridan

I got a BA in journalism from Central Michigan University - though the best education I received there was from CM Life, its student-run newspaper. Long before that, I started pursuing my degree in video games by bugging my older brother to let me play Zelda on the Super Nintendo. I've previously been a news intern for GameSpot, a news writer for CVG, and now I'm a staff writer here at GamesRadar.