We're pretty used to The Witcher's sex-positive fantasy world by now, so it's no big deal when Geralt gets his freak on, on-screen. But for Conan O'Brien, who "reviews" The Witcher 3 (opens in new tab) in his latest Clueless Gamer segment, it is a very big deal.
When Conan realizes that The Witcher 3 is a video game where you can have sex with people, that becomes his primary objective. While we hardcore gaming types fawn over super-smooth frame rates (opens in new tab) and a massive open world (opens in new tab) full of monsters to slay, Conan's on a Wild Hunt for ass.
The way Conan rolls his eyes through extended dialogues and button mashes through combat just to get to the next part where everybody takes off their clothes (or magics off their clothes on the back of a stuffed unicorn) is refreshingly honest.
You can embark on your own sexy adventure when The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt releases worldwide on PC, PS4, and Xbox One on May 19.