He finds your lack of good crockery disturbing.
Chewy Lewis and the News?
Don't underestimate the power of the force. Or a good hug.
Droids In Disguise
Guess Who? was played slightly differently on Alderaan.
Judge me by my size, do you?
Star Wars Van
The van that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
Ewoks At Play
Sorry mate, but you're not going to stop an AT-AT with that.
The R2-3PO is fluent in over six-billion forms of music.
Cary Grant Going Jedi
North By Northwest in a galaxy far, far away.
Ewan McGregor Software
It starts off a bit wonky, but gets the hang of things by the end...
A New Hope On Set
This is the lunchbreak you're looking for.
Empire's Opening Crawl
May the crawl be with you.
Darth Reveals All
Papa Vader about to inspire generations of plotlines for Eastenders.
10 points if you know who Yoda is attached to...
Star Wars fans were shocked to learn that Kenny Baker was actually a bird.
This is what happens when there's a neon paint sale at the Endor branch of B&Q.
Mark Hamill On Set
Red Five standing by...
One new R2 hoodie, and no questions asked...
Impressive artwork. Most impressive.
"Great pint, kid. That was one in a million..."
Michael Bay's sequel to I Am Legend went a bit too over-the-top.
Actual Vader Parenting
"I am your father"... "No, seriously."
Batman had to try a few masks before he settled on the cowl.
Ackbar On The Bar
"It's a frap (pucchino). We can't repel flavour of that magnitude!"... Genius!
Luke's Christmas card.
X-Wings And Trainers
Usually when Obi-Wan Kenobi gets killed he just leaves his cloak behind.
The classic battle given the graphic novel treatment.
Han Solo Car Salesman
They might not look like much, but they've got it where it counts.
The '80s cult-favourites' yearbook was a corker...
Dispense with the pleasantries... and join up.
Empire In Lego
A close-up shot revealed that Empire's special effects weren't all they were made out to be at the time.
Empire In Lego 2
Use the force Luke, Lego.
Camp Star Wars
Carry On Tatooine turned out to be a hoot.
Han And C-3PO
Ford And Hamill Reading Lines
Mark later regretted laughing at Lucas' idea about an adventurous archeologist called Indy...
Carrie Fisher Snoozing
Carrie didn't find the Phantom Menace script that riveting.
Rolling Stone Cover
Darth rushed to the Imperial newsagent and bought every issue for Mummy Vader.
Luke In Action
George Lucas had warned Mark Hamill not to watch so many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies.
Chewie Thinking Out Loud
In a word, yes.
Star Wars Hair
Can you guess which mop belongs to Chewie?
The coolest day of the year for Jedi fans.
The Fast and the Furious 9 had to really up the ante.
As the series went on, the sets got progressively cheaper looking.
Aren't you a little statesmanlike to be a stormtrooper?
Darth In A Sandbox
At times, the Tatooine set looked suspiciously like a sandbox...
Petition for a full Steampunk remake of the trilogy starts now...
Known in the trade as Darth Deco.
Darth Getting Patriotic
The flags of Luke's father...
Sithing in the rain?
As friends they may be easily startled, but they'll soon be back...
Chewy Chilling Out
Robin Williams' hairyness had gotten out of control.
Darth Of The Rings
"Hi, I'm Darth Vadar, and this is Mordor Tonight..."
George Lucas And The Death Star
That's no moon...
Billy Dee Williams
Taken before he bizarrely starts wearing Hans' clothing at the end of Empire Strikes Back.
Star Wars Done Reservoir Dogs Style
They all wanted to be Mr Dark-Side.
Fed up hitting the bullseye with womp rats in your T-16? Try this...
This was how Tim Burton originally planned to end his Planet Of The Apes remake...