10 games men should never be caught playing

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Or the alpha male's guide to survival in the new age of bi-gendered gaming

03. Fashion Designer: Style Icon (DS)
Let's be honest, men of games and fashion go together like shoes and dog shit - one stands in the other and the result is always a stinking mess that endears itself to no one. God didn't design men of games to make dresses - he designed them to PWN N00BS!!!

01. My Life Coach (DS)
We don't even properly understand what this one's about, but it sounds like a lot of wimpy self-improvement knicker-wearing nonsense, so its on the list. Men of games have already got life coaches - Solid Snake taught us that smoking, owning pornography and necking diazepam is OK; Andrew Ryan gave us profound things to say, teaching us that quoting smart-sounding stuff makes women think we're not as stupid and shallow as we really are; and, of course, Ryu has tutored us well should we ever need to Shoryuken a nuclear warhead full of ninjas. Frankly, what else do men of games really need to know?



Jun 6, 2008

Matt Cundy
Matt Cundy
I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.