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  • RebornKusabi - January 23, 2009 10:47 p.m.

    Since I'm not a gentleman and have no female skills whatsoever, as well as the fact that there is no astonomical chance I could win this prize then I'll just be honest- I would **** it... >_> <_<
  • KidKobun - January 23, 2009 10:30 p.m.

    -Dinner. Lights low. Music, soft- I lean in to whisper something cottony' soft into her ear and 'accidentially' spill my glass of red all over her frilly dress. "Oops, let me get that," I say with an apologetic facade. I grab a dish towel and begin to dab at the area. Then begin to rub it in circular motions. "Let's just toss that in the washing machine. I'm such a klutz." "Well what's for desert," she asks with her bedroom eyes. -Next morning- Awwww yeah.
  • CH3BURASHKA - January 23, 2009 10:21 p.m.

    I'd bring it breakfast in bed, ask it how's it going, as it what's wrong, help it through its troubled times, cry when it cries, laugh when it laughs, hug it when it wants to be hugged...
  • Vashbassist - January 23, 2009 5:28 a.m.

    After a tough day of classes and being asked to reset passwords a million times at my Help Desk job, I would love to come home to a lady pillow. I would ask her how her day went and she would shrug (as I fluffed her up, of course). Then I would lay on her and listen to downtempo triphop to melt the day's stress away...
  • Hunter2458 - January 23, 2009 5:23 a.m.

    First stop, drive-in theater...the rest can go from there ;D
  • MillsAnimation - January 23, 2009 3:06 a.m.

    Well... seeing as how my girlfriend and I just split up days ago... I would be using this as my new (better) girlfriend. What do I mean by that? Well she would watch Battlestar Galactica with me in bed, of course!
  • xxdaznboixx - January 23, 2009 2:44 a.m.

    The date would consist of her playing with herself on Ar Tonelico 2 of course with me playing with both of them at the same time from the bed. During the game id of course get distracted and hug her while whispering sweet nothings in her ear and well you can only assume where that would lead seeing as how we're already on her designated spot. ;)
  • gorillaman23 - January 23, 2009 2:09 a.m.

    First comments AND double posting. CoreyZ232, you are a true asshole. I would hump my pillow...a lot.
  • CoreyZ232 - January 23, 2009 2:09 a.m.

    I would set her on my bed...very simple and elegant
  • kingpin202 - January 23, 2009 2:08 a.m.

    I would treat the body pillow how it deserves to be treated, on a comfy bed with real ladies. haha. =D
  • CoreyZ232 - January 23, 2009 2:07 a.m.

    first
  • CoreyZ232 - January 23, 2009 2:07 a.m.

    first
  • afroninjakatana - July 16, 2009 4:16 p.m.

    I'd would take her on a trip to Vienna, Italy where we float down the canals in our boat. We would be drinking the finest red wine while we would have the italian guy singing us the finest songs then Jacqli and I would kiss under the moonlight. Then in the morning we would go to Paris and dine on top of the Eiffel Tower. Eating Bagettes and drinking more wine while the sun is setting I would give her a rose. Then we would go back to the hotel room where I have a bottle of champagne with rose petals all over the floor and more petals on the bed . Candles by the hot tub . I would play the guitar and whispering sweet nothings in her ear then we would waltz in the middle of the room to beetoven's moonlight sonata. We would lookout over Paris on the balcony. Then we would kiss with the full moon shining on us. Then we would make love on the bed. Then we would end up married and live the rest of our lives in Paris. I hope my girlfriend doesn't read this.
  • Meridisa - February 16, 2009 2 a.m.

    She would be my body pillow, so every night I'd have her between my legs. A soft egyption cotton blanket will be over us. She'd be so special I wouldn't need any other pillow on the bed. I'd make sure she was very clean all the time, and if ever got dirt would take her to the best cleaners. We will play Ar Tonelico games all the time, having fun and laughing. She'd look so nice I'd be constantly hugging her. She would always be at my side, and I would make sure she would be as comfortable as she can be. Jacqli wa Mir in Melody of Elemia, and I fell in love with both. So beautiful, young, flawless, just perfect. Yeah, I'm a girl who fell in love with another girl ^.^. Can't hold that against me can you? I would treat her with respect and care. I would love her always. Go on hot dates with her to fancy expensive restaurants. Drink Red Wine with her everyday at 8pm. 11pm every night we would go to bed together. Perhaps one day get married. I would treat her as if she were really there, not just a body pillow, but perhaps my lover. I fell in love with her the moment I saw Mir in Shurelia's cosmosphere. I will give her the world, and everything she wants. Whatever she wants. Jacqli would be in the best place in my home, surrounded by my admiration for her. Please give her that home.
  • LinkSceptile333 - January 28, 2009 2:25 a.m.

    Alright, first I would take her (not it) to my basement, dim the lights, pour some wine, and get to know each other a little bit, play some Kenny G. After a half hour of checking her out while she goes on blabbing about her life and little problems, I will take her to my room. I will handcuff her to my bed and I will slowly unzip my pants to reveal my Wailord-sized male reproductive organ. I start to make love to her slow but I crank up the speed as I grab her soft, warm fabric. Oh, and when all that is done, I won't rest my head on her, she can rest her head one me :3 Next day, I will wake up to the smell of fresh pancakes as she cooks in the morning. I grab one and leave in a hurry, as I have to go to work to put food on the table. I give her a quick pec on her lips and leave quickly. I come back home and yell "Honey, I'm home!". She yells back "DO NOT CLEAN WITH COLORED CLOTH". We lounge about on the couch as we watch sitcoms on TV. I ask her to make me a sandwich as I am hungry and she responds "MADE IN CHINA". I hear a tone in her voice that I do not like and I go and sulk in my room. Later the same day, she enters the room to go to sleep. I'm still mad at her for not making my sandwich, so I go and sleep on the couch. The next day, I wake up and smell something strange...nothing. Absolutely nothing. She is up and drinking detergent and I ask "Where's my pancakes?" She responds, "100% COTTON". "I put the food on the table and this is how you repay me?!", I yell loudly, "Fine then, I'm going to work!". After that day, our relationship started declining. Less pancakes, I started coming home late, we barely talked. Love was not present. I finally brought up the question..."I think...we should get a divorce." She responds with "MACHINE WASH COLD". Then I knew it, we were getting a divorce. We got one the next month, and never spoke again for 3 years. 39 months after the divorce, I walked in a laundromat to clean some of my clothes. I open a machine and to my surprise, there she is. Her soft fabric still intact, her design, still shining brightly. But, I was a mess. Bear growing out, greasy hair, and rags for clothes. I smiled, rememebering back in the day. The song on our first date starts playing and she emerges from the machine. Me and her start dancing slowly, holding hands, hair and cotton in the wind. Love was in our presence. We went back to my broken down apartement, but now my broken heart has been mended.
  • Johnnycakes - January 27, 2009 4:30 a.m.

    I would bake her into a cake, then cover it in fudge and peanut butter, then pour melted butter over that, and EAT the cake, that way even when i had already shit her out, i would always have a piece of her with me. In my arteries that is.
  • Ayulsa - January 26, 2009 7:39 p.m.

    The main reason I'd want to win this pillow is, quite honestly, to keep it out of the hands of people who might want to use it for unpleasant purposes. I don't have particular use for a body pillow; I've never really wanted one. It does, however, make me uncomfortable to see so many people, even in a thread where the rules explicitly state that you shouldn't be crude, expressing vulgar language and ugly thoughts towards this character. Jakuri is a headstrong, independent, and also very damaged character, someone who's endured long periods of suffering and isolation and emerged with a pathological fear of humankind. I very much doubt that she would ever have wanted an image of her to be printed on a body pillow, much less groped by people who see her as nothing but a sex object. Anyone who wants to win her heart would have to first realise that the mere thought of being with a human inspires terror and disgust in her. I would not want to invoke that in a person, even if my actions were what most people would consider kind. If I won this pillow, I would do with it the only thing that really should be done with it. I would keep it as a collector's item, to be treated kindly and displayed as a pretty image of Jakuri. If it were a real woman, I'd set her free to live her life as she pleases, but being just a pillow, the best I could do is to give her a warm, mold-free place in which to exist.
  • da20man05 - January 26, 2009 7:17 a.m.

    Well fisrt I would lay her down on my bed,then I would lie down next to her.I would then lightly kiss her on the cheek,then I would caress her body,i'll slowly crawl over her and gently kiss her body and make love to her all night.Next morning when I wake up i'll spank her ass and tell her to make me breakfast.
  • Curtassion - January 26, 2009 1:31 a.m.

    Seems to me, judging from her choice of dress and what I've read about her, Jacqli might be the type to enjoy a scary movie. So, we'd cuddle up on the couch with a couple of dvds, and, seeing as I'm not the biggest fan of horror movies, she would end up laughing herself to tears as I screamed like a little girl every twenty seconds or so. Then, maybe, if she's into that sort of thing, we'd load up darkSector or maybe even RE4 and she'd continue to laugh at me as I jump at every tiny...little...noise.
  • honkwas - January 25, 2009 8:23 p.m.

    Like a real gentlemen, I would talk to her and make sure we have a good healthy relationship. Or my friend really likes RPGs and he has this game I believe, and his birthday is soon, so this could be the ideal present to him

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