What games are you most ashamed of loving?

Confession time. I'm a bit ashamed to love Halo. Regardless of its genre-leading, ace, organic combat; there's something inside me that just can't shake the visions of rambling,self indulgent adverts starring 'war-ravaged' pensionersand the fact you spend most of the game shooting glorified space Ewoks.


Above: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: glorified Ewoks

Don't get me wrong, I still love all things Covenant-killing and would gladly let the Chief hold me in his big strong ar... eh, I mean I love Halo. I'm just not going around with a blowhorn informing all and sundry of my conflicted feelings for Bungie's megaton shooter.


Above: I love this...


Above: I just can't shake the shame of making googly eyes at something that usesfake old crying men

Anyhoo, what games do you feel a bit ashamed/guilty of playing and loving?

Aug 8., 2010