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  • FrozenSisters12 - July 20, 2014 5:42 p.m.

    I hate to say it, but... Samus Aran!
  • loriann-rice - September 28, 2013 4:40 a.m.

    Let's talk Mario. Bowser in particular. He is a bully and a dictator. He is guilty of kidnapping and holding Princess Peach hostage on numerous occassions. Bowser is a threat to homeland security. He is a trespasser. He should be held on disregard of public safety and destruction of property, theft. the list goes on and on.
  • Fireninjastar - August 13, 2013 6:20 a.m.

    Kirby. He's usually in the wrong and all of his adventures consist of him going on a genocidal rampage, eating EVERYONE.
  • mothbanquet - August 10, 2013 6:35 a.m.

    Justin, dude, you are a mad mad genius...
  • occasionalgoldfish - August 9, 2013 11:01 a.m.

    These types of articles are always hilarious, and this one is no different, I love it!
  • shawksta - August 9, 2013 9:58 a.m.

    Love these
  • rob619 - August 9, 2013 7:45 a.m.

    Haha loved the Lara Croft and especially Solid Snake pieces "Mr Snake cannot even visit his local supermarket without hiding in shadows along the way and sedating at least three shopping center security guards with tranquilizer darts. Most of these seem deliberately focused on the groinal area which seems unnecessary and suggests Snake has psychological issues" Haha! Added loads of bits which make Metal Gear so great. Great work Justin!
  • kursedkey - August 8, 2013 5:42 p.m.

    Kratos for serial killings, mass destruction, and prostitution.
  • shinkeiDEI - August 8, 2013 5:32 p.m.

    The pokemon trainer for animal abuse! Man you really missed that one.
  • EAC73 - August 8, 2013 3:53 p.m.

    Keep these style of articles coming Towell, loving them.
  • usmovers_02 - August 8, 2013 12:38 p.m.

    Stopped reading after Lara Croft. Most of these charges seem to be extreme stretches.
  • JarkayColt - August 8, 2013 11:09 a.m.

    I love that these articles are like a series now, they're brilliant. And the accompanying documents are always funny too (e.g. Sonic's "Race: Likely to win", just genius.) Also those Tetrominoes are right troublemakers, save for the Square Tetromino and the Straight Tetromino. I heard that they rescued a cat out of a wheely-bin once after CCTV footage caught the Little S Tetromino throwing one in there.
  • RizzleMonkee - August 8, 2013 10:23 a.m.

    pokemon trainers for animal abuse and destruction of property