Trailer Trash 14

Your weekly dose of awful game videos

Words: on August 6, 2009

Once again, Trailer Trash saves you from the boredom of slick, glossy, overproduced game trailers with a fine selection of craptacular awfulness guaranteed to make you  give up your favorite hobby. To wit: we have an entire page dedicated to Daisy Fuentes and her immovable boobs (that's page 2 if you want to click ahead.)

Charm Girls Club

If being a girl is always about fashion shows, painting nails, and hair boners with your BFFs, sign us up for some estrogen!

The Three Musketeers: The Game

Want epic swordplay? Then go watch an Errol Flynn movie. This trailer only manages to impale you with boredom.

Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3

Just close your eyes and Naruto’s 30-hit combos sound like something out of a bad porno.

Golden Tee 2010

So how do you make golf fun and exciting without Tiger Woods? A raging hick band, shot at nauseating angles of course!

Band Hero

And because we really love to see a pretty lady move, here’s the behind-the-scenes video for Band Hero featuring Taylor Swift! Note: your retail box may not contain a Taylor Swift.

Not enough woman for you? Check out a Daisy Fuentes on the next page for Daisy Fuentes Pilates on the Wii.

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  • PinkHairSasuke

    PinkHairSasuke  - 2 years, 2 months ago  - Report

    Taylor Swift in a spin-off of Guitar Hero is just pointless and terrible. That's exactly why I didn't buy that.

    Naruto Shippuden has good gameplay and all but the grunts do sound like something out of a bad porno, though not every fan will think of that while they're kicking ass as their dream ninja.
  • GoldenMe

    GoldenMe  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I think I've had enough of Daisy Fuentes's breasts.

    And you guys should apologize to Buttercup, or give him a mountain of suger cubes.
  • EYE8URBRAINS

    EYE8URBRAINS  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    ..But, "here comes the big one!" *groan* *groan* was hilarious
  • EYE8URBRAINS

    EYE8URBRAINS  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Seriously you guys? Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 is going to be awesome
  • drprofessor

    drprofessor  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Taylor fucking Swift? Seriously? What the fucking hell? Why so many god damn "hero" games. *sigh* The bullshit thing is I'll still probably buy it. DAMN YOU CONSUMERISM!
  • CaptainHead

    CaptainHead  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Noooo don't choke B buttercup with pilates!!
  • prayers

    prayers  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    band hero.....is going to fail! what a rip off of guitar hero lol and rockband. like who the fuck says band hero...rofl. rock band 2 will last longer this. then rock band 3 will come in and wash the marcket away. but then ....halo reach! will have sex with everyone!
  • prayers

    prayers  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    band hero.....is going to fail! what a rip off of guitar hero lol and rockband. like who the fuck says band hero...rofl. rock band 2 will last longer this. then rock band 3 will come in and wash the marcket away. but then ....halo reach! will have sex with everyone!
  • Bobbety

    Bobbety  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Trying to make golf seem badass is a lost cause, and I swear I was about to fall asleep while watching the pilates insrtuctional videos.
  • norid

    norid  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Haha Naruto does sound like bad pormo
  • Glides

    Glides  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    OK I'm gonna give my dirt about a few of those videos:

    That girl game is showing why Nintendo has become full of kiss asses and idiots. I mean, seriously, who would want to buy that.

    That Naruto one DID sound like a porno, and also shows why the show sucks ass.

    And finally, Taylor Swift's appearence on Band Hero is now why I'm not buying it.

    So buy GOOD video games, America. Or Disney wins.
  • azizane

    azizane  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Where do they sell that golden tea?, I'm thirsty...
  • Terro

    Terro  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I laughed at the sword fighting in the three musketeers.
    It's just so bad XD
  • lovinmyps3

    lovinmyps3  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    God that Charm Girls or whatever it was was sooo annoying!!!
  • Cyberninja

    Cyberninja  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    buttercup is not going to like the horse choaking comment
    recaptcha the tinker
  • Cyberninja

    Cyberninja  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    some great lols and i am about to watch naruto but that really did sound like a bad porno
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