Thomas Was Alone action figures are shockingly lifelike

Hey kids! Are you ready for some excitement? Check out the new Thomas Was Alone deluxe action figures from Kerry Dyer, featuring fully articulated models of all your favorite characters from the Thomas Was Alone video game from Mike Bithell! Check out Claire: she really floats! (Really!) Behold, Thomas, who really jumps! (Not really.) Birthdays, Christmas, weddings! Thomas Was Alone action figures are perfect for any occasion, and you can get yours straight from the manufacturer for just £20. Don't delay, order today!

Warning: Playing with Thomas Was Alone action figures may result in questions from friends and family, including but not limited to "Why did you pay £20 for plastic cubes??" Ask your parents before ordering, adult supervision required.

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