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Things you can’t sleep with in Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening

We liked the new expansion for Dragon Age: Origins. That’s why we gave it a nine-out-of-ten. Unfortunately, there are no romance options in Awakening, which makes us rather sad because there’s a ton of great new characters for your party. Check out some of the new cast members you won’t be getting cozy with next to the campfire in the epic expansion for one of the finest fantasy RPGs of all time.

Sigrun


Above: Dwarves would’ve loved the chance to buy Sigrun a pint (or ten). Nothing’s hotter (or stouter) than a lass who can hold her liquor as well as she can hold a mob’s aggro
 

Justice


Above: Necrophiliacs would’ve loved to get more intimate with Justice, a mysterious adventurer who finds himself trapped in the body of a dead Grey Warden

Mhairi


Above: Scoundrels would’ve loved to take advantage of Mhairi, a doe-eyed admirer of the Grey Wardens who is eager to please
 

Velanna


Above: The lack of romance options also robs players of the ability to test their charms on a female elf. In this case, her name is Velanna and there will be no wooing at all

Queen of the Blackmarsh


Above: We can only imagine what it would’ve been like to mount this majestic beast and ride her into the sunset. Conquering her dragon heart could’ve been the most epic conquest in the history of RPGs

Mar 17, 2010

8 comments

  • kaittybee - March 18, 2010 5:15 p.m.

    loved this article. i fully support the giving of biscuits for this one! I can't wait to finish the original. i'm stuck right before the final battle. either that, or i haven't tried yet, after all i haven't played for at least a week and a half, so i can't remember xD i can't wait for more fantastic articles about this game :)
  • MargusP - March 18, 2010 4:53 p.m.

    Makng a dragon fall in love with you, cool. Didn't that happen in Shrek 1 Dragon + Eddy Donkey? :P
  • JohnnyMaverik - March 18, 2010 1:14 p.m.

    Actually I was just trying to get him out a neutral and into warm, but if seduction takes place it woulden't be unwelcome.
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - March 18, 2010 9:12 a.m.

    *gives Tyler a biscuit* Trying to seduce Tyler are we?
  • Samael - March 18, 2010 4:23 a.m.

    "That’s why we gave it a nine-out-of-ten" Uh...unless I'm looking at a different review, you (or at least, "Desslock" from PC Gamer US) gave it an 8 out of ten. Which is what I personally feel it deserves (maybe even a 7 to be honest). Funny article though.
  • JohnnyMaverik - March 18, 2010 1:29 a.m.

    "Above: We can only imagine what it would’ve been like to mount this majestic beast and ride her into the sunset. Conquering her dragon heart could’ve been the most epic conquest in the history of RPGs" LOLZ, Funniest thing I've read all week... *gives Tyler a biscuit* Also, can't wait to play this... although I'll have to finish the original first, now 51 hours in, no end in sight -_- Loving it but I'm starting to miss playing games, instead of game...
  • Revanofsith - March 18, 2010 1:28 a.m.

    lol I see what you did there. Silly word play
  • RebornKusabi - March 18, 2010 1:10 a.m.

    That dragon IS super-fine! Too bad I can't... um... do things to it >_>

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