Things you can’t sleep with in Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening

Strap on your chastity belt and meet the new cast in the latest expansion

We liked the new expansion for Dragon Age: Origins. That%26rsquo;s why we gave it a nine-out-of-ten. Unfortunately, there are no romance options in Awakening, which makes us rather sad because there%26rsquo;s a ton of great new characters for your party. Check out some of the new cast members you won%26rsquo;t be getting cozy with next to the campfire in the epic expansion for one of the finest fantasy RPGs of all time.


Above: Dwarves would%26rsquo;ve loved the chance to buy Sigrun a pint (or ten). Nothing%26rsquo;s hotter (or stouter) than a lass who can hold her liquor as well as she can hold a mob%26rsquo;s aggro


Above: Necrophiliacs would%26rsquo;ve loved to get more intimate with Justice, a mysterious adventurer who finds himself trapped in the body of a dead Grey Warden


Above: Scoundrels would%26rsquo;ve loved to take advantage of Mhairi, a doe-eyed admirer of the Grey Wardens who is eager to please


Above: The lack of romance options also robs players of the ability to test their charms on a female elf. In this case, her name is Velanna and there will be no wooing at all

Queen of the Blackmarsh

Above: We can only imagine what it would%26rsquo;ve been like to mount this majestic beast and ride her into the sunset. Conquering her dragon heart could%26rsquo;ve been the most epic conquest in the history of RPGs

Mar 17, 2010

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