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  • Tymiegie - August 11, 2009 2:59 p.m.

    That was absolutely wonderful. Thank you for that, Charlie.
  • dweller - August 11, 2009 2:09 p.m.

    Years ago I forced myself to play through Zork 1-3. I'm glad I was a little too young for this material. Or there would be much shame. Not that pixelated stuff was better...
  • rxb - August 11, 2009 12:18 p.m.

    That last game sounds really sexy. Maybe an option could be added -- 'Smells like Pizza'.
  • benster_23 - August 11, 2009 8 a.m.

    Damnn it brain! Get those images of Chris out of my head NOW!!!
  • AnonymouZ - August 11, 2009 5:23 a.m.

    I think Mittenz has the right idea of how sexy text-only games would be today.
  • kerfuffled_brizzle792 - August 11, 2009 3:26 a.m.

    Poor Chris. He definitely deserves it though and that god this week wasn't top seven point and click adventures, I don't think I could take all the Gabriel Knight.
  • GamerTagsSuck - August 11, 2009 2:19 a.m.

    I'd laugh but... Yeah... I at least bothered to dig up alot of old systems but I never went so far as text adventures. Holy ****.
  • RaisinbrAntistaTastesLikePizza - August 11, 2009 1:29 a.m.

    haha oh charlie, do you have any personal anecdotes of your own favorites?! those would be awesome...maybe throw in a gabriel knight story? lol
  • lovinmyps3 - August 11, 2009 12:32 a.m.

    Haha pretty funny stuff. Those descriptions were way hot! *sarcasm*
  • Dill - August 11, 2009 12:03 a.m.

    I was writing a text adventure like this, and I didn't know how to spell thigh (still don't as this came before Google), and since this is my homepage, I couldn't find out how to spell thigh. Lucky me, however, that this week's top 7 is related to what I began twenty minutes ago! Oh, twenty-one.
  • Johnny6Gun - August 11, 2009 12:03 a.m.

    I bet Sultan's wife #161 was jealous as all get out!
  • Unoriginal - August 10, 2009 11:26 p.m.

    No offense Charlie, I know theese are dear to you but, why not just read a novel?
  • Hurricrane - August 10, 2009 11:15 p.m.

    AHAHAHA! I WAS RIGHT! I KNEW Charlie would be writing this! o well more fodder for the pordcast
  • grappler51 - August 10, 2009 10:33 p.m.

    Nice article. I knew this would be by Charlie when I first saw it. The only text game i've played is Zork.
  • Frexerik - August 10, 2009 10:20 p.m.

    Lol that was a GREAT read! im really loving Week of GEEk :D
  • Gonri 13 - August 10, 2009 10:05 p.m.

    Mmmmmmmmmm Zoey Deschanel... excuse me I need to use the restroom...
  • gatornation1254 - August 10, 2009 9:17 p.m.

    I'm very surprised to see Charlie wrote an article about obscure adventure games.
  • DEFAULT - August 10, 2009 9:01 p.m.

    Blatant Photoshop bait? Mr. Barratt, you play dirty.
  • norid - August 10, 2009 9:01 p.m.

    zoey looks stoned
  • killerwhalen - August 10, 2009 8:57 p.m.

    I can't imagine how many people have already started photoshopping Antista into a plaid skirt, lol.

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