The Top 7 Edible Enemies in Video Games

Eat This! We serve up the most digestible do-badders ever seen onscreen

Second Course: Hamburgers
Megamania (Atari 2600, 5200, Intellivision)

Talk about your mad cows - in this old-school shooter, the hamburgers actually bite back. More specifically, they take flight and start showering your anorexic-Enterprise looking spaceship with blasts of God knows what. In fact, many meat experts mark this game as the inspiration for Japan to invent Kobe beef, whose cows are treated to beer, regular massages and other luxuries before being slaughtered, ground up, and squeezed through a meat press. The belief is that pampered cows won't result in angry ground meat that hates humanity with a loathing so strong it circumvents the laws of physics and the fabric of reality. We hope they're right.

Nutritional information:

McDonald's Quarter Pounder w/Cheese
Total Calories: 510
Calories from Fat: 220
% Calories from Fat: 43
Total Fat (g): 25
Saturated Fat (g): 12
Cholesterol (mg): 95
Sodium (mg): 1,150
Protein (g): 29
Fiber (g): 3
Carbs (g): 43


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