Mario Nintendo


  • thetwelfthdoctor - May 29, 2013 9:39 p.m.

    I know this is going to sound nuts, but I actually like this movie. It's my "guilty pleasure" movie. I know it's just plain awful, but if you look at it not as an adaptation of SMB, but as a cheesy sci-fi/action flick, it's actually pretty enjoyable. That's why I don't outright hate it.
  • wheresmymonkey - May 29, 2013 7 a.m.

    There is a way o make this film watchable, dare i sauy it even enjoyable Rifftrax. -
  • mafyooz - May 29, 2013 4:36 a.m.

    Personally I've never liked Mario (I flew for Sega back in the80s/ 90s Console Wars!) but even I thought this turgid pile of crap was an insult to the games and his fans!!
  • avantguardian - May 29, 2013 12:28 a.m.

    you've gotta at least give them props for getting the 'relax, i'm a professional' guy from ferris buehler, and the 'indian' dude from short circuit to play iggy and spike. inspired casting right there. also, my brain has thankfully decided to erase all memories of this abomination. if only i could get it to do the same for the star wars christmas special (some things can't be unseen!)...
  • LEGOMatrix - May 28, 2013 6:47 p.m.

    That gun-toting Daisy from the final scene should be a playable character in the next Smash Bros, with a dystopic Mushroom City stage for the win.
  • shawksta - May 28, 2013 6:02 p.m.

    That movie was high on LSD. It had outrageous connections to the actual games but you know what? I liked the movie as a whole, though as a Mario Bros Movie? Terrible, just Terrible.
  • pokepark7 - May 28, 2013 6 p.m.

    OK so i cant believe i haven't yet realized that the Mario brothers are called Mario bros. because of there name *face palm*.
  • LBD_Nytetrayn - May 28, 2013 5:17 p.m.

    It wasn't the movie which gave them the surname Mario; besides people assuming that anyway ("Mario" Bros., after all), it was actually first used in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. Of course, no one wants to hate on that, so they just pin it on the movie. =P
  • Shnubby - May 28, 2013 4:46 p.m.

    I have this failed abortion on DVD. When people see it they have no idea what it is and ask to give it a watch. No, I tell them, no.
  • CUFCfan616 - May 28, 2013 3:37 p.m.

    Is it wrong that I kinda liked it when I was a kid?
  • CalvinCrack - May 28, 2013 4:25 p.m.

  • Sliet - May 29, 2013 2:36 a.m.

    So can we agree this movie is the equivalent of 2 Girls 1 Cup? It just can't possibly be unseen. And the reactions are quite similar.
  • Sliet - May 29, 2013 2:37 a.m.

    wat. Why did it add my post as a reply to this?
  • PatHan-bHai - May 29, 2013 9:45 a.m.

    You should worry bout why you watched 2 girls 1 cup in the first place.....
  • CUFCfan616 - May 29, 2013 2:48 a.m.

    don't make me THAT guy who likes the unlikable stuff
  • BlueScorpion91 - May 28, 2013 1:44 p.m.

    And people still komplain about about Mortal Kombat, lol. Great Article.
  • Redeater - May 28, 2013 1:34 p.m.

    Regardless of how awful/awfully awesome this movie is by today's standards you have to admit one thing. Those jumping boots are still fucking sweet.

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