How fast can you die in... Hitman Absolution

First we showed you how long it takes to find a fail screen in Assassin's Creed III. Turns out it was a looong time, over 20 minutes in fact. So let's see if Hitman: Absolution can do any better. Once we've got a few more entries, we'll start a league table. But let's see if Agent 47 will be leading it. And whether he gets twung into a tree at any point in the video.

Just to be clear on the rules, we're judging this from the moment we press the button that starts the game itself, so that's after the usual storage device selection, etc. But hey - perhaps you can do better? Let us know if you can kill Agent 47 any quicker in the comments. And no, turning off the machine doesn't count, smartypants.




  • TheGamerTourist - November 27, 2012 6:10 p.m.

    I love the casualization of modern games.
  • IAmARobotWhoTurnsIntoATruckAnd - November 26, 2012 5:08 a.m.

    I fucking hate the casualisation of modern games
  • cookie101 - November 23, 2012 11:47 a.m.

    These are brilliant. I want more!!!!!! (as you can see from my overuse of exclamation marks). with that last punch maybe IO interactive didn't think anybody would deliberately try to fail and die at that part so they didn't bother to check it over :)
  • KA87 - November 23, 2012 6:02 a.m.

    Did you see how far 47 flew on that last punch? That guy must workout with Tyson.
  • awesomesauce - November 23, 2012 10:29 a.m.

    That was like a Mortal Kombat Uppercut

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