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  • klisurovi4 - August 29, 2014 1:23 p.m.

    Great article and btw does anyone know the names of the games on pages 8 and 11.
  • ErickMen95 - August 27, 2014 5:08 p.m.

    If you get shot but can't find the source of the bullet, it's probably the wind too
  • PerhapsTheOtherOne - July 10, 2014 2:58 p.m.

    Time for some super old advice on a super old article! If you do happen to spot some mean old chap, and absolutely MUST engage, please do so in an orderly fashion, and don't try and change up your battle tactics. An organized battle strategy is the most important issue. No enemy would ever figure out any sort of pattern to our brilliantly uniform strategy!
  • xFlash_Point - December 23, 2012 10:27 p.m.

    What I want to know, is why in the world do the guards stay around when the world around them is losing it? EX: Uncharted; The ship's sinking, or they're falling out of a plane with no parachute, and they're STILL trying to kill me?! Is it something personal.. or are they just really paid well?!
  • C.King - December 17, 2012 4:40 p.m.

    in the event of finding an intruder(an obvious and armed one) let them know they are spotted before firing. i mean what kind of bad guy attacks without giving his target a little notice. loved pokemon xd, it was the first instance where the trainer is bested by not letting him get out his pokemon and just hitting him with a sleeping powder attack. they didn't steal his pokemon though for some reason(would've been interesting if they actually managed to rob you and ended up dropping one of your buddies, or give you incentive to make a new one to rescue the old).
  • archnite - December 16, 2012 6:55 a.m.

    Also make sure to leave a hefty supply of weapon's and gadgets lying around for any potential intruder to see. If they know ow well armed you are they'll probably just give up, not use it against you. Also if one of the elite special forces members (Bosses) happens to encounter the intruder don't have them tell the rest of the troops if he happens to get past you, how are they going to learn if you're always giving them the answer.
  • DyranLK - December 15, 2012 5:49 p.m.

    The explosives one was golden.
  • gabriel-sutton - December 14, 2012 10:54 p.m.

    Don't forget to always leave the armory unlocked or leave a card key laying around if you happen to lose yours.
  • Hobogonigal - December 13, 2012 9:19 p.m.

    Hilarious stuff guys! I love these kinds of articles. Keep it up!
  • Hobogonigal - December 13, 2012 9:20 p.m.

    Sorry, not guys. Great stuff Hoots!
  • Sy87 - December 13, 2012 5:57 p.m.

    I got a question. There is a guy that I don't remember seeing in the break room, but he is wearing one of our uniforms. No one else seems to know him. What should I do?
  • GR_DavidHoughton - December 14, 2012 1:26 a.m.

    He's probably new. Welcome him into the fold and show him the ropes. Give him a tour of all the important places. Start with the weapons cache, and then let him have a look at the nuclear reactor.
  • Rhymenocerous - December 14, 2012 3 a.m.

    Unless of course you're a Hitman 2 guard. In which case; OPEN FIRE IMMEDIATELY.
  • Sy87 - December 14, 2012 12:38 p.m.

    Hmm, I guess that's a good idea. Its always good to be nice to the new guy.
  • shawksta - December 13, 2012 4:12 p.m.

    "If attacked, don't cause a fuss" "Guarding the ceiling… Honestly, you guys. What do you think this job is? Pigeon security?" MY SIDES, THIS ARTICLE IS AWESOME
  • obviouslyadouche - December 13, 2012 4:07 p.m.

    If one of your buddies gets killed, immediately check his body, anyone who would kill him has obviously moved on after three seconds.
  • Elgyem - December 13, 2012 3:08 p.m.

    Classic GR. I LOVE IT!