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The Top 7... Gory deaths in cutesy games

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Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

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Kirby
Primitive humanity believed that an enemy’s essence could be absorbed by eating his flesh. While this superstition has largely been debunked, the idea is alive and well in modern videogames. Kirby, the world’s most recognizable cutesy pink blob, has been doing it for 15 years now: devouring his enemies in order to acquire their powers. Though consoles become more and more capable of realistically portraying Kirby’s victims with each new generation, they still refuse to show us the truth of what’s happening to these poor souls.

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Jun 2, 2008

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Phantom-swordsman - 1 year 6 days ago

Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper animal and feasting on their entrail's

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Phantom-swordsman - 1 year 6 days ago

Yeah, I think killing an adorable paper mache animal with a shovel and then feasting on its entrails I think rare followed the basis of theater "Tragedy & comedy".

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The_Zanger - 11 months 20 days ago

lol

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Ranger6667 - 10 months 30 days ago

Pikmin is not funny. That game made me cry.

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nik4ever - 9 months 9 days ago

Fireball deats in Super mario bros weren't that gory.

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nik4ever - 9 months 9 days ago

stomping Gumbas was...

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barrage7667 - 8 months 15 days ago

nononononononoNO!!! the most gory death by far is getting killed by rolling saws in crash bandicoot i mean COME ON!!!

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infiniti101 - 6 months 20 days ago

hehehe. Toasted koopa.

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ericgirasole - 6 months 15 days ago

kirby doesnt suck them up he eats them and pokemon bascially tear each other apart i mean picture a big huge dragon using the move flamethrower on ya or a fucking groudon stomping on yu jesus christ

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The1337Lord - 3 months 15 days ago

The picture of Kirby makes him look like a crazy mass murder.....Maybe he is a mass murder!

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Hellwilder - 3 months 13 days ago

You forgot sackboy from LBP!
He is perfect for this

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CreeplyTuna - 2 months 7 days ago

keep this away form little cjildren lol

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CreeplyTuna - 2 months 7 days ago

*children

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bonerachieved - 1 month 17 days ago

This is frickin epic haha, kirby's photo shop pic is definately my favorite, props to whoever did it!

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GameManiac - 1 month 17 days ago

Goddamn! No one deserves being torn apart like how Mario was under the hands... er, mouth of Kirby. No wonder Nintendo keeps their games mostly appropriate.

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gangjute8 - 1 month 15 days ago

@The1337Lord

You act like he MIGHT be one. We wipes out several planets worth of cute animals in each game, even if they run away, he chases them down and eats them.

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