Do NOT watch this OXM Breakdown video if you have no sense of humour and campaigned to change Mass Effect 3's ending

Just when we thought the messy Mass Effect 3 ending wound was finally beginning to heal, the latest episode of OXM Breakdown from the lovable scamps at OXM UK comes along and mischievously picks off the scab and now it's all bleeding with blood and ooze and pus and headsploding rage thoughts again. But it is funny so it is OK guys. Calm down everybody. Take a pill chill and max the relax you know.

Also featured in this episode: something about having man balls in your mouth and why life is like shoot-them-right-the-eff-up 2D side-scrolling XBLA game for the mentally infirm, Sine Mora.




  • KA87 - May 4, 2012 4:59 a.m.

    That guy is really funny. Thank you for showing me this.
  • BladedFalcon - May 4, 2012 5:17 a.m.

    Heh, pretty amusing, and between this and Cundy's talking about it in the last GRUK podcast, I'm starting to want giving Sine Mora a shot. Also, psh GR, way to be sensationalist in your headline. This man's making fun of the people campaigning to change the ME3 ending is pretty tame and harmless (And actually funny)in general XD
  • OD-Apache - May 4, 2012 8:41 a.m.

    So, I'm supposed to lower my expectations for the entire industry? Neat! Kidding, the guy is pretty funny.
  • Matt Hughes - May 4, 2012 9:03 a.m.

    Log's a genius. I've never not laughed at one of his vids.
  • D0CCON - May 4, 2012 1:57 p.m.

    He's right! I am a beautiful tiger! I will go out and get shot to death by life! Positivity!!!
  • FauxGateau - May 4, 2012 2:22 p.m.

    Damn. It must be cool not caring about stuff. I wish I could make videos like this guy, shaming everyone who cared about video games then going into a video game review without missing a beat. Don't mistake my cancerous tumor of sarcasm as me hating the video though. I can understand the need to make videos like this. I'll list them here. 1. First, he's a game reviewer(?) he needs to review a game. Or something. So he just wanted to make the review more palatable by placing some quick little skit do-dad in the beginning. I can respect this. 2. Second, he clearly doesn't understand the threat that spooning men has on society. He's British so I can ignore this, as they're all drunks/smug. 3. The video could've used a more solid narrative structure. One second we're talking about the gay threat in ME3, then we're talking about how people not liking the ending are dumb. I can get behind this as people who hate the ending are basically zealots anyway. The problem is I need a map to find my way back. Or some an amendment to the video that clears up everything I didn't understand. This is because some parts just plain didn't fit with the tone of the video. And I hate things that are different. 4. If you read this far let me tell you. I'm taking the piss. So clam down. Yes, I meant clam, they're very medical. 5. Gamesradar. How about you stop playing coy with us and actually tell us what you think about all this ending business. Write a list or something. Just stop toying with my emotions! 6. I bet you're re-thinking having four thousand characters on the comments huh?
  • AnonymouZ - May 5, 2012 12:36 a.m.

    They told us what they really think. Most everyone on the "industry" says we are entitled selfish little pricks, and that the ending was 'fine', or 'ok.'

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