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Condemned 2: Bloodshot review

Part crime puzzler, part beat-em-up, but all twisted

Shame about the shooting, though. The aiming is dodgy and guns only have limited ammo. You can steady Ethan’s hands by drinking booze to calm him down, but we still prefer the harsh thump of a baseball bat to the game’s range of shotguns and pistols. Headshots, however, are awesome - aim it right and your enemy’s head will pop open like a balloon full of mince and chopped tomatoes. Eugh. Luckily, there’s more melee combat than there is shooting.

But when you’re not flinging a crystal meth addict’s face into a television set, you’re scouring Metro City for clues using your forensics skills. When you enter ‘crime scene’ mode you can focus in on pieces of evidence and then report back to the police about what you think it means. The more accurate you are, the better your investigation score. So if you look at a bullet hole, you have to gauge whether it was an entry or exit wound and what type of weapon was used. The amount of detail in the crime scenes is incredible, and it feels like an interactive version of David Fincher’s serial killer movie Seven. You can also use tools like a UV light to reveal hidden clues and blood spatters. It’s really quite ace.

You will have noticed that this is Condemned 2. If you never played the original, it makes following the story of the sequel somewhat difficult. The scripting and cutscenes are incredibly vague and you’ll be constantly baffled. “Why is the city covered in sticky black muck?” you’ll muse to yourself. “Are those monsters made of oil?” “Who the hell am I?” In the first game Ethan Thomas was a clean-cut goody-goody copper (voiced by Greg Grunberg - Matt Parkman from Heroes, trivia fans), but in this one he’s a shuddering, pale, sunken-eyed alkie. And no longer voiced by Grunberg. Boo. The story’s pretty weak overall, but Monolith aren’t famed for their storytelling skills; remember FEAR? Exactly.

The big question - is Condemned 2 any fun? It’s incredibly well-designed and atmospheric, no doubt about that, and the combat is ultra-satisfying, but it’s so grim. It’s like the Silent Hill series - brilliant, but hard to play for more than an hour at a time without wanting to boil your head in a saucepan. The only thing that keeps you toiling away is the incredible and varied set pieces. It’s genuinely scary - especially when you get to the doll factory - dealing more in unsettling, slow-burning tension than things popping out of the darkness and jumping at you. Although there’s plenty of that too.

While the story mode is plenty to keep you occupied with its decent length, there’s more fun to be had after that. There’s a little bonus mode called The Bloodshot Fight Club that offers up various challenges, including such mini-missions as racing to destroy 100 creepy dolls or helping AI cops take on rampaging hooligans. If that won’t hold your attention, there’s also the multiplayer, and it’s not just a tacked-on obligation. There are two types of Deathmatch that focus on melee combat, yet hold up well for replay value despite the distinct lack of guns. There’s also the survival and seek-and-destroy modes, which are slower paced but do a great job of transferring over the single-player’s tension-building atmosphere.

So if you think you can stomach the relentless dreariness, Condemned 2 is one of the best action games around. It has brutal combat, unique crime scene investigation and some of the most demented set pieces ever. The only reason it falls short of essential is the lack of a coherent story and how the levels can sometimes feel overlong and repetitive. The shooting also needs work, but that’s not a game-destroying problem. Condemned 2’s unflinching violence may seem gratuitous, but is it ever entertaining.

Mar 12, 2008

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DescriptionThis sequel combines mutated beasts, sewer-crawling, forensic investigation, and the fun of being an alcoholic with great atmosphere to create an incredibly dark, and horrifically violent adventure.
PlatformPS3, Xbox 360
US censor ratingMature
UK censor rating18+
Release date11 March 2008 (US), 14 March 2008 (UK)