Watch the cheesiest moments from Resident Evil Revelations

Ever since the cringeworthy dialogue of the first Resident Evil ("master of unlocking", anyone?), the series has been struggling to deliver a script worth taking seriously. Despite the production values and obvious time spent on the story, Resident Evil Revelations does not manage that feat. It's still utterly, wonderfully ludicrous, as our video montage is about to show you.

Note: There aren't any major spoilers in here as the footage is only taken from the first 3 chapters of this 12-chapter game (to which we awarded a very commendable 8/10). But be warned that it does contain footage from gameplay and cut-scenes.

Our favourite bit? Definitely the plane. And, if you're wondering what on earth is going on with Jessica and her self-described 'sweet ass', make sure you check out our incredulous examination of her even more troubling asset - her sexy leg.

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  • DualWieldingIsNotFeasible - February 7, 2012 7:55 p.m.

    Great game dialog is remembered only in passing. Dialog like this is immortalized in bad internet humor forever. Bravo, RE. Bravo.
  • talleyXIV - February 7, 2012 12:38 p.m.

    "Me and my sweet ass are on the way!" I believe she meant "My sweet ass and I are on the way!"
  • Sjoeki - February 7, 2012 11:34 a.m.

    "Where are you?" "Don't know... A room, I think" Genius!
  • Goldjit - February 7, 2012 6:28 a.m.

  • TheTrooper424 - February 7, 2012 6:02 a.m.

    Wow, that shit be hilarious XD
  • FETALJUICE - February 7, 2012 5:51 a.m.

    It ain't Resident Evil if its not cheesy ;)
  • Mooshon - February 7, 2012 5:47 a.m.

    Loved the last 8, so makes me a bit sad to see a Rezzy game that I'll never play. Don't come.
  • db1331 - February 7, 2012 5:11 a.m.

    For me, the cheesy, awful dialogue is as much a part of Resident Evil as the clunky tank controls. It's all part of its charm, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
  • mackshizzle - February 7, 2012 4:59 a.m.

    Now that's just nasty.

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