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Animal Crossing's dark side revealed

Kidnapping, indentured servitude and drug trafficking, right in your own backyard

Words: on November 25, 2008
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39 comments

  • skyguy343 - November 25, 2008 8:35 p.m.

    you guys and ur conspiracy theories :P

  • GamesRadarBrettElston - November 25, 2008 9:12 p.m.

    Oh wow, I'd never seen that article on fromearth. Good stuff. If you like this one check it out too, it's tailored for Wild World.

  • aromickred - November 25, 2008 9:28 p.m.

    Wow how horrible! I now know the truth behind the animal crossroads.

  • Thequestion 121 - November 25, 2008 10:02 p.m.

    That was great! I never realized that Animal Crossing was such a horrible place!

  • bioshocker - November 25, 2008 10:50 p.m.

    This reminds me of Yatzee's point of view of animal crossing it's on his site somwhere.

  • netlatnu - November 25, 2008 10:50 p.m.

    There's a peeing statue in that basement. How'd this game get an E rating with that?

  • Cwf2008 - November 26, 2008 12:31 a.m.

    Damn this game is even more bleak than Fallout 3 when you look at it like this...

  • darkestwulf - November 26, 2008 1:44 a.m.

    whenever I restarted animal crossing i always wondered "Howed I get on this Flippin train?!"

  • CarToons - November 26, 2008 1:57 a.m.

    I heard that Nook guy smuggles illegals across the border, them brings them home to clip their own toenails while he sings, "It's Rainin' Men" by the Weather Girls in the shower. But that could just be a rumor.

  • Defguru7777 - November 26, 2008 3:27 a.m.

    Oh my god. Those bastards!

  • berryween - November 26, 2008 2:40 p.m.

    omfg, i never thought about it that way. Also, the part about Brewster gave me an idea. Pyramid Head should be in the next game. He could chase you and violate your Gyroids.

  • georgeguy - November 26, 2008 9:56 p.m.

    that was very disturbing(russain accent)

  • Xplosive59 - November 28, 2008 9:11 a.m.

    im still waiting for animal crossing: chainsaw massacre lol

  • doopa5000 - November 29, 2008 4:52 p.m.

    Animal Crossing is awesome, whoever created this needs to stop sucking on thier frind's d*%( and stop being gay.

  • namoos14 - December 1, 2008 9:22 p.m.

    that websyte wont work on mine now how do i see it =[

  • mm4l - December 6, 2008 8:44 a.m.

    That link is bad. The article has been moved to lparchive and is at: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/Update%203/index.html It is a MUCH better article overall. Long, but worth the read. It had me rolling! Enjoy and Happy Holidays!

  • mdiaz033 - April 24, 2010 6:21 a.m.

    really cool article! the statue pissing on the gyroid is hilarious and your insights are so very true. no conspiracy here. Nintendo knows this game is grim

  • Haxorz - April 25, 2010 9:42 p.m.

    So true....

  • thefreakysurgeon - October 27, 2010 1:16 a.m.

    so THIS is what Nintendo puts in their games?! only innocent little kids wouldn't catch this. WHY NINTENDO? WHY??

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