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Like most cheat sites, CheatPlanet is driven by user submissions. While most of the submissions contain immensely valuable cheats and hints (and we love you for submitting them), some of them are total crap. Total, complete, utter, ridiculous crap. And yeah, it’s someone’s job to wade through this pool of randomly typed characters, 1337 speak, and profanity to rescue the useful game knowledge floating around beneath the surface.

To get to the point: occasionally this pool reveals a true gem - a cheat so stupid, juvenile, or ridiculous that our brains melt while attempting to comprehend the kind of person who could have spewed such atrocious word vomit into our cheat submission form. Naturally, we started printing and archiving them, and as the stack of idiocy thickened, it became known as the book of “CheatPlanet All-Starz.” The following are some of our favorites, as well as the response from the CheatPlanet editors.


Above: “Wait’ll the guys at the office get a load of this!”

Game: ATV Off Road Fury: Blazin’ Trails
Cheat title: unlock all ATV’s
Body: First you must pee on your moma then have sex with a cow. After that get high off crystal.
Submitted by: hairymoma

Dear hairymoma,
That code only works in Saint’s Row… or Alabama

Game: Dark Age of Camelot
Cheat title: lvl 20
Body: **** you are so lame you are the worst kind of nerd you ******
Submitted by: ottar

Dear ottar,
The guy who took the time to fill out a cheat form with this crap thinks we’re nerds?

Game: Battlefield 2
Cheat title: get big boners
Body: go to main menu select profile and as a name put quiero cabeza and you will receive unusually large boners
Submitted by: doug Wruck

Dear doug,
We tried your cheat (who wouldn’t?) but our contact at EA has informed us that they removed the Big Boners cheat with patch 3.275.13a.

Game: Castlevania: Curse of Darkness
Cheat title: get all weapons
Body: if you eat your face and poo it out while playing castlevania curse of darkness you will get all the weapons
Submitted by: troy

Dear troy,
To do this cheat, you’d need to be able to remove your face, and the only people we know who can do that are that creepy dude from Silence of the Lambs, Leatherface, and Nicholas Cage – so which of them are you, sicko?

Game: Spyro: Shadow Legacy
Cheat title: sex the ****
Body: suck a dragons boobs
Submitted by: bob

Dear bob,
Dragons are reptiles, not mammals. Duh.

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