• mysteryman - May 28, 2013 3:52 a.m.

    Good Stuff Dave. On another note is Matt still at Games Radar?
  • NullG7 - May 27, 2013 4:57 p.m.

    I see what you did there.
  • tomasspipass - May 27, 2013 4:58 a.m.

    Stray cats in the game must be shot otherwise dog forgets his training and chases cat, giving squads position away
  • KA87 - May 25, 2013 7:09 a.m.

    You get the Zombie DLC were your dog becomes a zombie after it dies and (insert that scene from Resident Evil). Emotions: Sadness, then HOLY BALLS WTF WAS THAT?, then sadness again.
  • pl4y4h - May 25, 2013 12:03 a.m.

    oh snap, gifs
  • Swedish_Chef - May 24, 2013 11:40 p.m.

    Honestly knowing Infinity Ward's Call of Duty plotlines I really wouldn't be surprised if any of these actually happen.
  • winner2 - May 24, 2013 8:43 p.m.

    This article was a little saddening, those were all cute dogs and I love dogs.
  • CUFCfan616 - May 24, 2013 5:08 p.m.

    The first DLC is a Tamagotchi game where you have to look after, feed your dog, make sure it sleeps etc... Emotions: Shame when the dog poops on your rug, panic when you forget to feed it for a week and shameful panicky guilt when it dies
  • shawksta - May 24, 2013 4:06 p.m.

    Hah, this was a fun article. The final boss has his own Dog and while your fighting the jerk you gotta watch your dogs try to kill each other, when the jerk pulls the trigger on the dogs having you to rush em down and by the end of the game, the dog actually doesn't die and you go home to a sweet rave dog party where the humans have to entertain them. Don't look at me like that, have you SEEN the ending concert in Black ops 2?
  • archnite - May 24, 2013 6:07 p.m.

    I have now holy hell I can't tell if that was awesome or extremely stupid. It needed more dogs to be emotional. And less Avenge Sevenfold.
  • FAT47ITY - May 24, 2013 3:57 p.m.

    Ghost is a dog wearing a human mask wearing a skull mask
  • Sinosaur - May 24, 2013 3:21 p.m.

    Gay marriage passes and then a few years later a law passes to allow you to marry your dog. Then your dog dies, because dogs don't live that long. Emotions: Elation, puppy love, sorrow, political hyperbole
  • archnite - May 24, 2013 2:21 p.m.

    It turns out you were cloned from the Dog by the CIA to make the perfect soldier and the Dog is actually the reincarnated Hitler. In the EMOTION filled final boss fight involving only quick time events the Dog takes off his mask revealing he is both the bad guy, your father, and a cat. Doritos and Mountain Dew ads fill the screen and you win 5 achievements.
  • AtlanteanLancer - May 24, 2013 2:37 p.m.

    ... wtf !? talk about a kitchen sink approach
  • winner2 - May 24, 2013 8:43 p.m.

    Why 5?

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