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  • NOGIRLSIWANNAJETPACK - October 30, 2012 8:41 p.m.

    Am I the only person on chrome who is having trouble viewing these types of articles?
  • Hobogonigal - October 31, 2012 1:39 a.m.

    As my fellow colleague has pointed out, Firefox is a good way of viewing GamesRadar however I have found through years of in-depth research and several PhD's that a page refresh with Chrome may be what you need. If you need any more technical help, please redirect here:
  • taokaka - October 31, 2012 2:15 a.m.

    Hello my pompous coadjutor, Under no circumstance would I ever let an innocent bystander listen to you, you vacuous troglodyte. If you were listening to that abhorrent excuse for a melody on the magnificent Internet explorer it would sound like this because your internet browser would be going so profoundly fast.
  • Hobogonigal - October 31, 2012 6:27 a.m.

    How dare you sir, vandalise my credibility as an experienced technical assistance professor. You are nothing but a pompous fraudster, frolicking with the indoctrination of lower class ideals and cadency and spreading your imprudent morals to innocent users of the world wide web. Also you spread cordial news of the browser Internet explorer, however any Internet scholar worth their salt knows that the Safari browser is the finest and apeediest in the land. This is how a video manifests itself in the almighty safari:
  • taokaka - October 31, 2012 7 a.m.

    You are an impish buffoon, in fact you are such an ignoramus that you make an abecedarian look propitious. Concordantly I will merely suggest you take your balderdash elsewhere like the vile brothel known as 4chan or the Indisputably Grievous Network where all you degenerates congregate. for you see safari is repugnant in comparison to the rectitude that is the opera web browser which improves further still like so Also after an independent test I conducted your precious Safari only achieved this
  • Hobogonigal - November 2, 2012 1:58 a.m.

    You scalliwag! You are such an asinine dunce, wreaking havoc on the haven of GamesRadar whilst also speaking of such as the cursed 4chan and the injurious site for Incredible Gaming Noobs. If you wish to libel against the amazing Safari and myself, Lord Baltazan Von Kickass, any more you should definitely first purify your transparent philosophy regarding the trash-heap known as Opera. Your facade all along has been to secretly upload a virus into the international Internet headquarters. The purpose of this is to relabel all copies of IE9 into Safari and all copies of Safari into Opera. Now that I have divulged your expedient machination, I can reveal to the world that Safari is actually: And your precious Opera is actually:
  • taokaka - November 2, 2012 5:24 a.m.

    I bite my thumb at thee! Does one such specimen of an algerining autohagiographer dare to insult such a charming sesquipedalian like myself, Armageddon: Lord of the Underworld. The nature of an individual who suffers from adelphepothia does not concern me but for the safety of the international internet headquarters I will divulge your plan to the world. Listen up everybody, I know it is hard for such feeble creatures like you mortal people to stay concentrated for so long so I'll keep this short and use small words so you can understand. Hobogonigal, who is a gossypiboma and a krukolibidinous is secretley planning to make our beloved internet into a pool of anti cultural slurs, which has the characteristics of being jumentous. In brilliant web browsers such as Internet explorer and opera cultural songs such as this will become absolute trash such as
  • Hobogonigal - November 3, 2012 3:10 a.m.

    I see that you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. All you wish to do is bescumber you reputation with meconium. In fact all of your statements are like steatorrhea to the ears so please you jabbernowl, take your buncombe regarding Internet Explorer and Opera and return to your tribe of diamerdis. As for your cacafuego regarding the international internet headquarters, they have just announced that you are a double agent, actually working for the Never 4 Gamers organisation and are planning to destroy GamesRadar. When over 60% of GR readers use Firefox, apparently the whole internet will self-destruct and force everyone to use BING as a search engine. Obviously as we all know, this would be a major coccydynia as BING always results in searches like this:
  • taokaka - November 3, 2012 3:56 a.m.

    Is this a witzelsucht? Surely you jest, you tibialoconcupiscent. I will not stand by like a thelemic muppet and watch as you merely duplicate words from this site which I discovered using Dogpile, the paramount search engine. For you see The great Taokaka and my pillow of Lelouche vi Brittania of Code Geass fame are accomplices in preventing Bing related deaths in the Southern Hemisphere by rerouting searches with dogpile to get the correct sites like this Do not mock me and my hefty burdens for I, my pillow and the international internet headquarters are the modern day triforce designed to nobly protect Gamesradar and its users from converting away from the triforce of brilliant web browsers, Internet explorer, opera and internet explorer. Our second purpose though is to courageously prevent you, your despicable ideas of multiculturalism and your theme song of from attacking the loyal servants of the international American internet society. For our goals are to unite the world as America and our first law under the new reign of emperor Lelouche will be disbanding tetrapyloctomy, shortly followed by safari, bing and the worst of all...... Chrome fanboyism.
  • Hobogonigal - November 3, 2012 9:26 a.m.

    Do not begin your ventriloquism of the truth, Armageddon: Lord of the Universe as I Lord Baltazan Von Kickass shall subjugate you to much mortification and impecuniosity. While you and your pillow, which is most bourgeois in my presupposition, supposedly have a triforce with International Internet headquarters this is nugatory ruse. Even a small cavia porcellus would be able to decipher your subterfuge. Currently I am a Punishment Rehabilitation Organiser and your demise will be so gargantuan that even Din, Farore and Nayru would weep tears of ecstasy. In fact that is why Kratos committed suicide, he could not bear to watch a defeat as epic as yours top his beating of Zeus. So you may as well sign your dediticious to me, stating 'constituo lascivio Vita foetidus', because dogpile is an inferior engine, only able to conjure such apparitions:! Whereas the vastly superior Yandex can provide results such as: and
  • taokaka - November 3, 2012 6:07 p.m.

    Ba humbug! Punishment, steamy erotic punishment for what? my undismayed attempt to prevent utter corruption of a fustian, deplorable being. You're argument is as dead as aerith, as dead as the cole train's wife, as dead as your credibility as a homo sapien. A am Armageddon: Lord of the Underworld and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to use the search engine of his choice? No says the man in Washington, use google instead. No says the man in the Vatican, use yahoo instead. No says the man in Moscow, use yandex instead. I rejected those answers, I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose dogpile! your precious yandex only finds abhorent garbage like this but with dogpile you find this
  • Hobogonigal - November 5, 2012 2:54 a.m.

    Aha sir! There indeed lies your most fatal and inevitable flaw. You see, I knew that eventually you would show the yellow underside we all knew that you have. My antagonistic nemesis, you do not know the embarrassment that will swarm and devour your credibility, leaving you as simply a anticholinergic husk of your previous embodiment. Your fatal flaw, leading to your certain and eventual demise is the fact that Augustus Cole, a fine gentleman working under the guise of 'cole train', has never had a wife. Yet you distinctly mention the fact that he has a wife. This right here shows your innate and superseding lack of knowledge for videogames. It is actually the fine individual of Dominic Santiago who had a wife that passed away. Thus, this evidence proves that you are a massive n00b and cannot reference videogames. Ergo, you are a fraudster, nothing more than a modern day Olivier Levasseur, aiming to plunder the good ship Games Radar and desist their rights to solantic constitutional delegations. In fact, I have located your organisation's promotional video right here:
  • taokaka - November 5, 2012 4:38 p.m.

    Arguing with such a blathering nitwit like you has had detrimental effects on my mental health, alas that reference was intended to be flawed and utter garbage because it's symbolic of the game of which it represents. Yet with my gratifying bioshock reference the only flaw was instead of "I" I wrote "A" which symbolizes the blemish which is the hacking miniature game. The great Armageddon: Lord of the Underworld truly does excogitate his quotes before even uttering a harmonious syllable from his pulchritudinous mouth. I am on to your prevalent attempts to soil my reputation so I hacked your personal computer to find dirt on you and under your bookmarked websites, in a folder known as "lovely dovely stuff" I found this And you are an impudent fool for believing that is our promotional video, our video is that of our leader, the sanctimonious pillow of Lelouche vi Brittania playing the piano
  • Hobogonigal - November 7, 2012 2:06 a.m.

    I knew that your fraudulent reasoning would eventually lead you to blame myself, the almighty Lord Baltazan Von Kickass for you insufficient knowledge and lack of videogaming experience. You quote Andrew Ryan yet are simply just like a masked fraud. Upon the beginning of their videogaming career, every true videogamer must go through the rites of initiation. Memorising the Rapture speech is number 3 on the list; after shooting a guards hat off in the toilet in Goldeneye and performing countless aerobic exercises to become an instinctive teabagger. I am so dedicated to the videogame cause that I, Lord Baltazan Von Kickass, have Andrew Ryans's speech tattooed to my scalp under my hair and all you have is a diminutive pillow to cuddle at night when you get scared. In fact, whilst you claim that 'U.N Owen Was Her' is your theme song, it pales in comparison to my own anthem of Kickass Lordship: I allowed my apprentice in training to use this song for his Also, I believe it is spelt Lelouch rather than the hideously incorrect spelling provided by yourself (Lelouche). If you look up to a sanctimonious hero, you should spell his name correctly.

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