Born with a silver DualShock in his hands, the Richie Rich has never sullied themselves in a console war, because they've never had to choose. For the Richie Rich, a new console generation simply means instructing the help to clear a space in the entertainment wing. No, the Richie Rich doesn't care which system is best, because in the end they'll own every console, just like in the last generation. And you'll know it too, because he'll delight in blending in with the peons, lighting up his cigar, and casually reminding everyone how he doesn't see the point in getting all uptight over game systems because, hey, he's just going to get them both anyways. What's that? You can't afford them both on launch? Pity, maybe you should get a real job.
Why we need them: Their mouths don't say much, but their wallets speak volumes. Thanks to the Richie Riches of the world, we can sleep tight knowing that the console manufacturer we're ignoring won't go bankrupt without our support.