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Gaming's most badass scorpions

Just look at it. LOOK at it! Would you want to mess with one of those things? It's got razor-sharp claws coming out of its mouth! Everything on it is sharp and pointy, including every single segment of its arm, the top of its head, and even its feet. If you tried to cuddle it you would die. You hear that? Drapion kills hugs!

The Pokedex classifies it as the Ogre Scorp Pokemon. It's a scorpion that's also an ogre, basically. How could you even conceive trying to get all up in this thing's shit? It can rip you apart with its tail. Even its EYEBROWS could tear your face off.

I dread to think about what its knob looks like.