Entertainment Movies Cannes 2013's Worst/Funniest Movie Posters Features By Matt Risley published 26 May 2013 The most shocking one-sheets from the Croisette Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Santa Claws Does what it says on the titular tin. Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Matt Risley GAME REVIEWSMOVIE REVIEWSTV REVIEWS1The Séance of Blake Manor review: "Like horror Clue come to life, this supernatural mystery against the clock is incredibly immersive"2Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment review: "Zelda is a fantastic lead in this action-packed Tears of the Kingdom prequel, but boring missions hold the magic back"3Carimara: Beneath the Forlorn Limbs review: "Playing as a goblin thing to crack a gothic fairy tale mystery with magical cards has quickly become one of my favorite gaming short stories"4Spooktacular review: "This is the perfect family board game for Halloween"5It’s hard to imagine there are many gamers who won’t enjoy this quick but tactical board game for 2 players1Predator: Badlands review: "Die-hard fans may be disappointed, but as a blockbuster action-adventure, Badlands kills it"2Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc review "Storytelling just as compelling as the chainsaws, devils, and visually excessive fight scenes"3Tron: Ares review: "Misses out by swapping the Grid for the real world"4One Battle After Another review: "One of the best studio movies in years and an instant classic"5The Conjuring: Last Rites review: "Not bold or memorable enough for the Warrens' final chapter"1The Witcher season 4 review: "The Henry Cavill-less fourth season is the best yet"2IT: Welcome to Derry review: "A supremely confident step back into the history of Stephen King's cursed town and killer clown"3Splinter Cell: Deathwatch review: "A pale imitation of the long-dormant stealth franchise"4Marvel Zombies review: "A fun expansion of the What If episode with delightful MCU Easter eggs and truly gross R-rated kills"5Gen V season 2 review: "As strong as the first season, if not stronger"
Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next
Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next
Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next
Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next
Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next
Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next
P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next
Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next
Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next
