Entertainment Movies Cannes 2013's Worst/Funniest Movie Posters Features By Matt Risley published 26 May 2013 The most shocking one-sheets from the Croisette Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Santa Claws Does what it says on the titular tin. Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Matt Risley GAME REVIEWSMOVIE REVIEWSTV REVIEWS1Octopath Traveler 0 review: "The strongest entry in this retro-styled JRPG series yet, I love the greater focus on tactical battles"2Sleep Awake review: "An all-timer horror premise is let down by tired stealth that I feel like I'm sleepwalking through"3Metroid Prime 4: Beyond review: "The series' atmosphere has never been better, while being dragged down by a boring overworld and clunky psychic powers"4Routine review: "This imperfect but wonderfully atmospheric moon-based horror leaves a strong impression"5Marvel Cosmic Invasion review: "Excellent '90s-tinged superhero brawling across a punchy campaign falls just short of arcade bliss"1Five Nights at Freddy's 2 review: "We have waited two years for a Five Nights at Freddy's 1.5"2Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery review: "Brings Knives Out back to its roots for a sequel that's almost on a par with the original"3Wicked: For Good review: "Builds to an incredibly cathartic conclusion, but isn't quite as captivating as Part 1"4The Running Man review: "Some fun action and Glen Powell's star power aren't enough to energize this disappointing Stephen King adaptation"5Predator: Badlands review: "Die-hard fans may be disappointed, but as a blockbuster action-adventure, Badlands kills it"1Stranger Things season 5 volume 1 review: “Can the Duffer brothers stick the landing? It’s sure looking like they will”2Pluribus season 1 review: "Easily one of the year's best dramas"3The Witcher season 4 review: "The Henry Cavill-less fourth season is the best yet"4IT: Welcome to Derry review: "A supremely confident step back into the history of Stephen King's cursed town and killer clown"5Splinter Cell: Deathwatch review: "A pale imitation of the long-dormant stealth franchise"
Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next
Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next
Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next
Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next
Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next
Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next
P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next
Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next
Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next
