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Army of Two review

EA's gruesome twosome shooter is finally ready...

While you could accuse EA of pulling their punches by removing the now notorious ‘pushing-feminine hygiene products into bullet wounds’ minigame, it’s actually a smart move. Coming into effect every time a downed player was rescued by his teammate, it was initially fun but soon turned into a grind, pulling you out of the action constantly. Reviving your partner is now just a case of standing over him and holding a button for a few seconds, although the bar will reset if you take a hit, meaning you have to pick your cover wisely. It’s far more immediate, and the game’s flow is significantly improved.

Likewise with the vehicle sections. Brief to the point of redundancy, we really couldn’t see the point of their inclusion, especially considering the lack of cool stuff to blow up while using them. Now they’re mostly gone, with only the slightly dull hovercraft sections making it through to the finished game. Fortunately, they’re few and far between.

Everything that we loved about the game before is still great - including the essential co-op mode, the blinging weapon customization and the brilliant slow-mo back-to-back bits. Equally, the removal of many of the game’s irritations makes for a far smoother ride. Army of Two has even managed to innovate on a small scale - the non-magnetic cover system (which allows you to fire over and around walls without gluing you to them) makes combat feel fast and fluid, while the Aggro combat system (which draws the enemies toward the most dangerous player, making the other player effectively invisible) turns an MMORPG staple into a pretty effective combat mechanic.

If Call of Duty 4 is a John McTiernan (in his prime) movie, then Army of Two is a straight-to-DVD Steven Seagal flick - it manages to be almost as entertaining in places, but there’s still a nagging sense that they spent most of their budget on just one helicopter explosion. If a sequel (Army of Two 2?) manages to provide more destructible scenery than the odd stray oil barrel, and includes a smarter plot, EA might really have something here. For now though, they’ll have to be content that they managed to turn a B-movie into a passable blockbuster.

Mar 5, 2008

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DescriptionA watched pot finally boils and it came out all right. Though not the AAA game it was built up to be many moons ago, Army of Two doles out some fun playing as two guys who are very close (and very hetero) mercenary partners.
Franchise nameArmy of Two
UK franchise nameArmy of Two
Platform"PS3","Xbox 360"
US censor rating"Mature","Mature"
UK censor rating"",""
Release date1 January 1970 (US), 1 January 1970 (UK)