The Killer Instinct

You're free to commit as many senseless acts of unspeakable wrongness as you like in these games. The difference is that you're no longer free from their horrible consequences. All of which is a roundabout way of saying that violent videogames are good for you. No, really. Particularly violent games that allow you to shoot first, and deal with the bloodshed and self-recrimination later. Compare and contrast a pair of recently released PS3 titles.

And while hysterical parents warm their hands on burning copies of Manhunt, bleating endlessly about how access to such mindless violence is corrupting young minds, all the latest research is to the contrary.

According to those brains in glass jars at the Universities of Illinois and Michigan, videogame violence can be cathartic, allowing players to channel their aggression into something safe and non-harmful. Who'd have thought that shooting your teammates in the face from a distance of, say, five yards could be good for your mental health? Pass us that Thompson sub-machine gun. Let the healing begin.