"A scorpion that would make the angels blush!" That's how one of the greatest goals on FIFA 17 is described by madcap Geordie commentator Ray Hudson.
The beIN Sports play-by-play man, and former Newcastle player, has become a cult favourite for his unconventional stylings, and EA's compilation of the best virtual goals scored is all the better for it. Don't believe me? Watch for yourself:
GR+'s pick is Zlatan Ibrahimovic's absurd backheel volley at 1:04. Or, as Hudson describes it: "Ibra-cadabra!"
FIFA 17 is out now on PS4, PS3, Xbox One, Xbox 360, and PC.
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