Entertainment Movies Cannes 2013's Worst/Funniest Movie Posters Features By Matt Risley published 26 May 2013 The most shocking one-sheets from the Croisette Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Santa Claws Does what it says on the titular tin. Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Prev Page 4 of 10 Next Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Matt Risley GAME REVIEWSMOVIE REVIEWSTV REVIEWS1Marvel Cosmic Invasion review: "Excellent '90s-tinged superhero brawling across a punchy campaign falls just short of arcade bliss"2Escape from Tarkov review: "An extraction shooter that will make you truly miserable if you let it, but can offer dizzying highs you won't find elsewhere"3Fans think this is the best strategy board game ever made, and I have to admit that they've got a point4Constance review: "If Hollow Knight: Silksong seems too daunting, this wonderful paint powered adventure should do nicely"5This enthralling team board game is perfect for playing with family this Thanksgiving1Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery review: "Brings Knives Out back to its roots for a sequel that's almost on a par with the original"2Wicked: For Good review: "Builds to an incredibly cathartic conclusion, but isn't quite as captivating as Part 1"3The Running Man review: "Some fun action and Glen Powell's star power aren't enough to energize this disappointing Stephen King adaptation"4Predator: Badlands review: "Die-hard fans may be disappointed, but as a blockbuster action-adventure, Badlands kills it"5Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc review "Storytelling just as compelling as the chainsaws, devils, and visually excessive fight scenes"1Stranger Things season 5 volume 1 review: “Can the Duffer brothers stick the landing? It’s sure looking like they will”2Pluribus season 1 review: "Easily one of the year's best dramas"3The Witcher season 4 review: "The Henry Cavill-less fourth season is the best yet"4IT: Welcome to Derry review: "A supremely confident step back into the history of Stephen King's cursed town and killer clown"5Splinter Cell: Deathwatch review: "A pale imitation of the long-dormant stealth franchise"
Sharknado Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.Often, they're inadvertently amazing. Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer. Prev Page 1 of 10 Next Prev Page 1 of 10 Next
Holiday Miracle Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen. Prev Page 2 of 10 Next Prev Page 2 of 10 Next
Android Cop Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP! Prev Page 3 of 10 Next Prev Page 3 of 10 Next
Zombie Night We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks. Prev Page 5 of 10 Next Prev Page 5 of 10 Next
Dragons 2 Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .Not to be confused with... Prev Page 6 of 10 Next Prev Page 6 of 10 Next
Dragons Of Camelot Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.Which is a whole other entity to... Prev Page 7 of 10 Next Prev Page 7 of 10 Next
P-51 Dragon Fighter Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven. Prev Page 8 of 10 Next Prev Page 8 of 10 Next
Robot If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat . Prev Page 9 of 10 Next Prev Page 9 of 10 Next
Ultimate Adventure Is that a sheep?Is it being chased by a cat-man?We're so confused. Prev Page 10 of 10 Next Prev Page 10 of 10 Next
