Sharknado
Every year, Cannes is flooded with filmmakers wanting to sell their next big production.
Often, they're inadvertently amazing.
Take, for example, Sharknado - which also has the most succinct and accurate tagline of the summer.
Holiday Miracle
Oh how the once mighty/super have fallen.
Android Cop
Part robot, part cop, it's.... Roboc... erm, ANDROID COP!
Santa Claws
Does what it says on the titular tin.
Zombie Night
We're going to go out on a dismembered limb and guess that this isn't going to be the most revolutionary or original of zombie flicks.
Dragons 2
Now THAT is how (not) to photoshop. Who needs a neck when you can have a weird, inflatable bosom.
Ah yes, the long-awaited sequel to Dragons .
Not to be confused with...
Dragons Of Camelot
Which is a very original and wholly distinctive film containing the fire-breathing beasties.
Which is a whole other entity to...
P-51 Dragon Fighter
Just when you've seen everything the World War 2 genre has to offer.
Nazis + dragons = tacky heaven.
Robot
If the script is as imaginative as the title, we are in for a treat .
Ultimate Adventure
Is that a sheep?
Is it being chased by a cat-man?
We're so confused.
