>>THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED
There are prizes and then there are deluxe prizes. And what we have here courtesy of Rockstar Games fall into the latter category. Just take a look at all this extremely attractive Max Payne 3 paraphernalia:
Above: This collection of exquisite deluxeness could be yours
One very lucky winner will get all of that. To themselves. As if that monumental stash of tres desirable merchandise isn't enough, Rockstar is also throwing this sharply-tailored Max Payne 3 statue into the kitty as well:
Above: Sexy to the power of MAX
Before we tell you how to enter (it does not involve slow-motion or shooting people), please take a moment to read Rockstar's little bit about Max Payne 3:
For Max Payne, the tragedies that took his loved ones years ago are wounds that refuse to heal. No longer a cop, close to washed up and addicted to pain killers, Max takes a job in São Paulo, Brazil, protecting the family of wealthy real estate mogul Rodrigo Branco, in an effort to finally escape his troubled past. But as events spiral out of his control, Max Payne finds himself alone on the streets of an unfamiliar city, desperately searching for the truth and fighting for a way out.
Featuring cutting edge shooting mechanics for precision gunplay, advanced new Bullet Time® and Shootdodge™ effects, full integration of Natural Motion’s Euphoria Character Behaviour system for lifelike movement and a dark and twisted story, Max Payne 3 is a seamless, highly detailed, cinematic experience from Rockstar Games.
So then. How to win. All you have to do is leave a comment in the style of Max Payne. That's it. Simply imagine you are Max Payne - what comment would you leave on this page?
The competition is open to UK residents only and closes this Monday (25 June). We'll then pick the winner and send them a DM with more details. By entering, you are confirming that you agree to our usual Terms and Conditions.
Don't forget to check out the Max Payne 3 comic series by Marvel.