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  • MacGyver1138 - October 27, 2008 9 p.m.

    Something about these quotes that always got me was the suspicion that the quotes are out of context. Most game box quotes are only a portion of a sentence, which means that the sentence could have said practically anything, so long as it contained those words, and it is still a proper quote. I have always wondered how often that happens.
  • pot - October 27, 2008 10:53 a.m.

    That was a great article Tyler, I have always laughed at game quotes on shitty games.
  • Xplosive59 - October 27, 2008 10:34 a.m.

    lol there are actually so many games that have embarassing quotes that there is a posibillity of a sequel review
  • Corsair89 - October 27, 2008 5:50 a.m.

    The real quote should have been: "Move over Mario... so that this crappy game can see your perfection better from the dumpster."
  • fffangold - October 26, 2008 11:42 p.m.

    Very fun read to see what's out there, and all too true.
  • CLusterTim - October 26, 2008 11:13 p.m.

    Nice dude, those are smoe seriously funny quotes! JD
  • Coolbeans69 - October 26, 2008 9:56 p.m.

    That was pretty good
  • El72125 - October 26, 2008 6:48 p.m.

    Hahaha my mom bought me 40 Winks when I was really young because she saw on the cover that it was better than Mario. I only remember 2 things about the game: 1. It sucked. 2. That damn quote on the front haha Great article
  • magicwalnuts0 - October 26, 2008 5:04 p.m.

    Looking Glass studios needs to get off their asses and make a new Tribes game, seriously. They're probably too busy with Bioshock 2 though to even care. I don't blame them. Funny article
  • Thequestion 121 - October 25, 2008 10:10 p.m.

    That was a funny article. I had Tribes: Aerial Assault and I laughed so hard when I read that quote! It's just ridiculous.
  • killswitchmad - October 25, 2008 7:28 p.m.

    I remember 40 Winks that damn game gave me severe motion sickness!
  • therealone - October 25, 2008 6:03 p.m.

    LOL @ High School Musical 3 review!
  • EdGax30 - October 25, 2008 5:34 p.m.

    If you read articles, then this is the article to read!.....this article will alter your perceptions of reality and blows all other articles out of the water........93%!! nah but this one was pretty hilarious
  • MadCowDisease - October 25, 2008 3:28 p.m.

    I loved the Stranglehold one, that one had me fall off my chair.
  • game-.-freak - October 25, 2008 11:22 a.m.

    The mention of Red Dwarf made my pants tighten. Great article...
  • lucklesswonder - October 25, 2008 6:12 a.m.

    The Thing (the movie) remains one of my favorite horror flicks to date. The Thing (the game) was.... well, it was interesting to watch somebody ELSE play. Every now and then. Never played Way of the Samurai 2, but I liked the first one. Played it start to finish. It was a fun ten minutes.
  • Samael - October 25, 2008 5:16 a.m.

    Some of the funniest shit I've ever read on this site. You have to do a part 2 article. Please.
  • blocpartier - October 25, 2008 2:36 a.m.

    Ah I remember that commercial for 40 winks. All it had was this guy that sprung up in his bed at night and winked 40 times really fast. God I can't believe I remembered that.
  • slickmcwilly - October 25, 2008 1:48 a.m.

    i remember 40 winks! i definitely wasn't as good as a mario game, but i had fun
  • Gamer247 - October 25, 2008 1:21 a.m.

    you guys are right! i hate when people give a game amazing quotes and then a crappy rating!

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