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  • FourMe2PoopOn - February 13, 2009 11:48 p.m.

    yes
  • chrisat928 - February 14, 2009 12:05 a.m.

    The Captain from GoW is the best one. He better show up in GoW3.
  • footballfrk73 - February 14, 2009 12:22 a.m.

    well i guess hes not much of a basterd though
  • Spike_the_Dogg - February 14, 2009 1:18 a.m.

    Ok, im confused. Shouldn't the 13th person on this list be the unluckiest. anyway great article, the had me LMFAO. reCAPTCHA--Caruse $20,000
  • Major_Wuss - February 14, 2009 1:22 a.m.

    I thought the losing to Glass Joe bit was funny. "A big pixelated middle finger appears before your NES self destructs."
  • skyguy343 - February 14, 2009 1:55 a.m.

    as soon as i read number 13 i knew carmine was going to be number 1
  • Tasty_Pasta - February 14, 2009 2:37 a.m.

    Haha, that Max Payne movie was garbage
  • darkvare - February 14, 2009 2:51 a.m.

    actually the c carmine is clay after carmine dies you find his cogtags along a letter from him to his brother clay
  • EvilZeus - February 14, 2009 3:20 a.m.

    Robert Carmine: Reading GR news posts.
  • NelosAngelos - February 14, 2009 3:51 a.m.

    *Drinks Water (allergic)* that's even worse then loosing to Glass Joe, poor...unlucky bastard.
  • STRAIGHTxXxEDGE - February 14, 2009 7:31 p.m.

    Glass Joe is a total bad ass
  • Thequestion 121 - February 14, 2009 7:50 p.m.

    Accidentally bangs forehead on a low doorway, explodes. Hilarious.
  • Yellowhat17 - February 14, 2009 11:42 p.m.

    The Carmine list was funny, but I wouldn't say that Ben Carmine's death was very funny. It made me sadder than *spoiler* Tai's death. Still, it's still funny, nonetheless.
  • AzRedsk1n - February 14, 2009 11:44 p.m.

    boner popsickle
  • HungryBeaver - February 15, 2009 7:30 p.m.

    LOL at the Carmine(s). Drinks water (allergic) great... reCAPTCHA - 4)TV Bayview
  • i_r_accurate - February 16, 2009 7:16 p.m.

    that part about carmine dying from drinking water reminded me of that seahorse in Finding Nemo who said that he was "H2O intolerant" hahaha!!! Great article!
  • gmilf71 - February 17, 2009 6:55 a.m.

    I think cap'n and carmine would be good friends if they weren't constantly getting their asses kicked by locusts and angry white greek men. Maybe zeus has a grudge against the cap'n er something. gmilf71 carmine: pwned by n00bs in multi player campagn gears of war 2. hillarious article, GR.
  • Clownsarescary - February 18, 2009 9:15 p.m.

    Duke Lombardi Carmine: divorce
  • natenobelmusic - February 19, 2009 1:50 a.m.

    dude when johnny was killed in the PSP version of metal gear, I was so fuckin pissed!!!! haha darn these games
  • jonnyboi - February 22, 2009 8:12 p.m.

    it had to be carmine lol

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