Now that Smash Bros. Brawl has infiltrated every nook and cranny of the internet, expect to see boatloads of features from any site that covers video games. We'll be hitting the game hard too, providing new content every Sunday with SmashRadar. We had tons of great ideas to get the Brawl party started, but once the playing actually began, the simplest concept leapt right out of the screen and into our hearts: page after page of hot Samus pics.
Then we thought, well, why limit it to just Samus? Peach and Zelda deserve a fair chance to charm it up too. So now we've got tons of screens ready for curious eyes, from action shots to sexed-up poses to eerily suggestive moments caught by accident. And if you want straight up cheesecake (i.e. smutty) pics, just head to the last page or the game's screenshot viewer to see 'em all in a row.
Crass, you say? Hey, Nintendo took the time to render Peach's color-coordinated knickers, so we're going to take the time to look.
Samus, Zelda and Peach, all ready to go.
Samus' stylish splits kick not only looks great, but also shows how agile she is outside of the armor.
What other kinds of contortionist moves can Samus pull off?
At this point, looks like Zelda's only thoughts are "...showoff."