Above: Wow! Ray actually looks more terrifying
Above: Jimmy Carter would be simultaneously pleased and appaled
Above: Prof. Ray, hopefully imparting his knowledge of color
Above: Sometimes they're the only thing standing between Grandma and a broken hip
Above: "That's what you want for Christmas Lil' Snake? To kill me!"
Above: Any Metal Gear can be a crossing guard, but only Gekko can "Mooo!"
Above:Don't confuse this babysitter with Mortal Kombat II. On second thought, it's probably all the same
Eric Barone quietly reveals new Stardew Valley update that's a game changer for honey farming: "Life will never 'bee' the same"
My next Metroidvania kick is an ingenious mix of Zelda-like exploration, twin-stick combat, and pitch-perfect controls – with 97% positive Steam user reviews
Wait a minute, Bandai's latest anime game actually looks pretty good: a console and PC action-RPG city builder based on one of the best video gamey anime in years
