Mario Kart 7 review

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  • needles - November 30, 2011 11:36 a.m.

    What's up with the Gameboy Color graphics? I think you should give this one a pass.
  • shawksta - November 30, 2011 11:58 a.m.

    Your STILL Trolling? Dude, quit it, your making a fool of yourself!
  • needles - November 30, 2011 12:28 p.m.

    What? I'm just saying the graphics look all blocky and ugly is all. Why do you think all those army guys enlisted and got their balls blown off in the Middle east for? To preserve the first amendment...and the amendment about bearing fully automatic assault rifles with grendade launcher attachment and extended magazines. You know for protection and hunting.
  • shawksta - November 30, 2011 1:21 p.m.

    "Why do you think all those army guys enlisted and got their balls blown off in the Middle east for? To preserve the first amendment...and the amendment about bearing fully automatic assault rifles with grendade launcher attachment and extended magazines. You know for protection and hunting." What the hell does that have to do with Mario Kart's looks? The pictures are blocky because their expanded to be bigger, otherwise they look awesome up close on a 3DS.
  • needles - November 30, 2011 2:26 p.m.

    Oh so it looks better when looking at it on a small screen? Makes sense. It's still has frumpy graphics.
  • SveedishFeesh - November 30, 2011 4:03 p.m.

    How would you know, failure troll? It doesn't come out until; Sunday. Point is, we all know you're trolling, much a less, a horrible fucking job at it.
  • needles - December 1, 2011 11:12 a.m.

    I'm just saying the grafics are not very good from the pictures I'm seeing. Have you heard of MW3? It's the shizzle my nizzle. Multiplayer. Not the campaign. I played about 20 minutes of the campaign and threw up.
  • SveedishFeesh - December 1, 2011 3:39 p.m.

    Bro. I. Play. MW3. Too. But sometimes, it's nice to take a break from the holy-fuck-I'm-gonna-get-shot-run-quickly-bdfbdf moments. And besides, is there something WRONG with nostalgia?
  • needles - December 1, 2011 3:52 p.m.

    True that. I like mixing it up with something other than military shooters. But their is something so childlike and nerdy about the mario and nintendo thing that really makes me embarassed to be a gamer. If I tell someone that doesnt game that I occasionally (23hours a day) partake in video games the only thing they are thinking is that I'm some virgin that lives in my mothers basement and eats slimjims and mountain dew all day. You aint getting laid telling chicks your still playing mario. At least Mw2 is something that is considered mature.
  • SveedishFeesh - December 1, 2011 7:26 p.m.

    Aw hell, I don't know why I'm even RESPONDING to you. Boredom, maybe. Keep on trollin'.
  • brianofthewoods - January 3, 2012 10:15 p.m.

    hahaha asshole make u feel special people reply to your fecking troll comments? do u smile just cuz i responded to u right now? bet u do, now jerk off to your m16
  • needles - January 9, 2012 2:06 p.m.

    M16 is a cowards weapon of choice. I prefer to jack off to an AK47 or pictures of your father rimming out big ol' buff black guys. I feel special.
  • AceDynamo - December 13, 2011 11:43 p.m.

    Nice review! Click on this must have secret!
  • rob619 - December 1, 2011 5:22 a.m.

    I know loll! Dude you have been soo negative towards this great game that its funny now. What are you? A Microsoft or Sony employee?
  • shawksta - November 30, 2011 9:09 a.m.

    I read over this review twice and I just keep getting excited. Sunday, come already :(
  • FOZ - November 30, 2011 8:44 a.m.

    Finally, an actual follow up to by far the best Mario Kart? The Wii game was such a misstep.
  • RonnyLive19881 - November 30, 2011 8:28 a.m.

    Great review! I'll be getting this the day it hits stores! Still pissed at yalls sad excuse of a review for Skyward Sword. It truly is the perfect game... WHY GR WHHHHHYYY?...
  • jennyleezy - December 1, 2011 7:19 p.m.

    they had their mouth full of Saints Row dick that's why
  • Larry Legdrop - November 30, 2011 1:48 a.m.

    WOW!! Mario Kart 7...I can't even count that high. : ^ /
  • sirdilznik - November 30, 2011 1:42 a.m.

    I never thought I'd see the day Towell drooled this much over a Nintendo title. Man, I wish it was Sunday already. After a lackluster start the 3DS game library has been picking up serious steam. First the excellent Ocarina of Time remake, then the ridiculously addictive SMT: Devil Survivor Overclocked (which is an enhanced port), then the superb Super Mario 3D Land, and now this little slice of kart racing heaven. Then in 2012 we get Resident Evil Revelations, Luigi's Mansion 2, Paper Mario, Heroes of Ruin, Kid Icarus Uprising, Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance, Tales of the Abyss (NA, Europe already got it), and Prof. Layton. It's a good time to be a 3DS owner.
  • Letter11 - November 29, 2011 10:01 p.m.

    Wow this review along with the wonderful looking Ocarina of Time bundle has me really wanting to take the plunge for a 3DS. But that "Circle Pad" announcement gives me this uneasy feeling that a re-design with a second analog stick will be revealed right as the money is removed from my account. Sigh, I'm not sure what to do yet...
  • shawksta - November 30, 2011 9:07 a.m.

    Its been confirmed that they arnt working on any "Revision" as of now or anytime soon, the circle pad and L R Bumpers addon is its own for now.
  • kingsmikefan - November 29, 2011 9:50 p.m.

    LET'S GET THIS KARTY STARTED! nobody said it!
  • ThatFanInThePeacoat - November 30, 2011 2:32 p.m.

    We appreciate that you said what we were all thinking. =P
  • Thequestion 121 - November 29, 2011 8:48 p.m.

    Awesome! Another reason why the 3DS is worthy of owning :)
  • WillisTron - November 30, 2011 12:15 a.m.

    My 3DS has been lost for a month :(

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Available Platforms: 3DS
Genre: Racing
Franchise: Mario