Guitar Hero: On Tour review

  • Audio is surprisingly clear
  • Guitar Grip is a novel solution
  • You'll really want to like it
  • But your wrists and neck won't let you
  • Weak track list
  • Low replay value

Guitar Hero has been so massively successful for one reason - it's an excellent guitar-playing simulator with classic video game trappings. Guitar Hero: On Tour can't possibly ship with a fake guitar, so it can only simulate Guitar Hero gameplay, not the just-real-enough rock experience. In the transition to DS, it's lost the party game vibe, the friendly humiliation of poorly playing a song you love, even the quasi-pride you get when five starring every song on expert. In those games, for brief moments you feel like you can actually shred out "Enter Sandman" on a real guitar.

None of that is present here. You're left with a clever, technically impressive title that strains your hands and neck after prolonged play - not things you'd want attributed to a game trying to make you feel like the biggest rock god on the bus, train or study hall. It basically works the same, with surprisingly crisp audio from 25 well-known songs. The notes slide from the top, you hold the fret buttons on the bulky attachment and strum with the stylus as you might on a real six string - if it were made of touch screens and plastic.


Hammer-ons and pull-offs function fine, but we did have several moments of "um, I did that right" when it came to strumming left and right for long, repeated notes (the equivalent of strumming up and down on the plastic guitars). Sometimes it'd work flawlessly; others we'd randomly hear the "skirch!" noise, claiming we missed a note when we're 100% certain we didn't. Maybe it's just us getting used to the setup, but rest assured there are sections you'll miss that you know you would have aced on any of the other four Guitar Hero games. There also seem to be more menus and unnecessary navigation in this version than the earlier games, doubly strange because this is supposed to be portable and quicker than the others.

The Guitar Grip add-on doohickey slips out of the GBA slot a little too easily. Imagine you're three minutes into a track and it slides out of contact with the hardware, interrupting the game with a message to reconnect the device and turn the game off. Turn it OFF, lose that progress. Normally if a controller runs out of batteries or is unplugged, all you have to do is reconnect it - now you're forced out of the game entirely. Given the unique and frankly impressive nature of the add-on, this is probably an unavoidable side effect and not anyone's direct fault. Doesn't mean it's easy to overlook.


These mildly irksome problems add to a deeper concern - there's no sense of stardom, no wish fulfillment, just a series of colored notes that you have to hit. It dawned on us that 2003's Amplitude (and prequel Frequency, both by Harmonix) were just that and hugely fun, so why can't a scaled-back Guitar Hero be enjoyed in the same fashion? Well, because Amplitude never aspired to deliver a semi-realistic experience; it was merely an addictive, speedy puzzle game with a fantastic soundtrack. You were master of all sounds, from vocals to synth to guitars to drums to sound effects. Guitar Hero, on the other hand, hinges on the first word in its title (hint: guitar) and scratching a touch screen a thousand times is the furthest thing from rock and roll we can think of.

Ultimately, this is the real issue - Guitar Hero, in its present state, isn't meant for handhelds in the same way DDR doesn't work with a weird mini dance mat for your fingers. It needs to be totally re-imagined as something that fit the DDR brand but had its own identity for handhelds, maybe an Elite Beat Agents type of game with customizable dancers. Similarly, Guitar Hero needs a different approach on DS (or PSP), as simply trying to shrink the presentation and gameplay of the console version isn't enough. Then consider that more people own PS2s than DS and Wii combined, so millions more already have access to four other (better) Guitar Hero games that deliver a more rewarding, tactile sensation.

True, there's nothing else like it out there, and if you absolutely adore Guitar Hero and desperately need a weeklong fix before Aerosmith and World Tour launch, it's there. Just know you'll be going it alone, as this isn't a party game, no matter what the atrociously hyperactive ads claim. Multiplayer is mostly like Guitar Hero III, with attack items or without, but again, going up against someone with a DS in your face is about a fifth as cool as dueling side by side with a fellow faux-rocker.

Above: NO

By the time we had finished the last song and played several one-on-one duels against the computer and friends, there was no reason to keep playing, no drive to improve our scores. Yet every time someone sees that Guitar Grip plugged in, they have to play and try for themselves. Hell many of us kept trying to like it even after swearing it off for fear of permanent wrist damage, which goes to show how enduringly popular the series is. Sadly, that fandom doesn't make On Tour anything more than a curiosity to be indulged and then discarded in favor of another round of full-sized guitar heroism.

Jun 24, 2008

More Info

Release date: Jun 22 2008 - DS (US)
Jul 18 2008 - DS (UK)
Available Platforms: DS
Genre: Simulation
Published by: Activision
Developed by: Vicarious Visions
Franchise: Guitar Hero
ESRB Rating:
Everyone 10+: Lyrics
PEGI Rating:


  • Jokebox231 - December 7, 2008 12:22 a.m.

    Totally Agree
  • BluTeem - March 14, 2009 11:22 p.m.

    It hurts, so much. I got through the entire campaign on medium, then fell over crying in pain, and started cutting myself for wasting my money on a Carpal Tunnel simulator -.-
  • kamakozei - December 22, 2008 6:36 p.m.

    this game is great but is hard to play cause whenever you strum it shakes the DS

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