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The Top 7... Worst Parts of Best Games

The most criminal imperfections of all time

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

 

The best parts: Cinematic production values; a breathtaking yet believable universe; immersive character customization; mature storytelling with moral significance; plus, badass aliens.

The WORST part: 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. The slooooooow elevators in Mass Effect have become a bit of an internet joke in the past several months, but no amount of humor or excuses (loading?) can make us forget what we lost in those boring metal boxes. Our time. Our energy. Our brain cells. Our will to live.

The rest of the game was definitely worth the wait... but that doesn't mean we have to forgive the wait itself. If man can travel across the vast reaches of space in an instant, why can't he do the same between floors? Or at least take the stairs?

Dishonorable mention: In all honesty, Mass Effect's hopelessly clunky and seemingly half-finished inventory system is worse than the elevator rides... but we barely understood it enough to finish the game, let alone to write a paragraph about it now. (And yes, we know that both problems were more or less corrected for the PC version. Have a cookie.)



 
75 Comments
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marcusfenix22  - 1 year 2 months ago 
i hate the flood in halo so much and the slow elevators in mass effect SUCK!
al455  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Cortana on ledgendary...stopped playing after 10 seconds of torture.
CookieMonstersCousin  - 1 year 2 months ago 
I played ocorania of time when i was a lil kid and i had to quit after i got to the water temple because i couldnt figure it out a couple years l8er i tried to beat it it took me a month o figure out wihout cheats...... when i played twilight princess i was afraid to play water temple because of the last water temple i played :P
tazzfalcon  - 1 year 2 months ago 
The Blue Shell thing is spot on. And if you try to tell the losers whove been trailing you the whole damn race that its unfair they flame you for being a winger... ludicris.
rockykid19  - 1 year 2 months ago 
has this ever happened to you? i killed the anti-link finally after a half hour, then that sucky thing eat me, for some reason i opened the door and came back, and all my shit was gone, including my blue tunic
slapme7times  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Great article... GR has the best random shit like this around...

too bad their reviews aren't has hardcore... too many high scores you bastards.
KHfan  - 1 year 2 months ago 
i think the trouble of building a gummi ship in kingdom hearts is much worse then flying it and yes, the mermaid songs are really annoying!!!!!!!!
NullG7  - 1 year 1 month ago 
GR is right Legend Of Zelda + Water = Anoyingly imposible game
gudtarplaya  - 1 year 1 month ago 
OMG! the time limit in dead rising is soo effin annoying! ill be like, oh i have enough time so i'll go work out, and when ur done u failed the game
Gabenader  - 1 year 1 month ago 
OMG! i hate the blue shells so much! i was almost down with star cup 1st place 150cc and BAM! 4th place!and dead rising would be the best game ever without the damn time limit!
cultofbananas  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Those blue shell pics are freaking hilarious!
SEF  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Dude, what? I personally enjoyed the water temple, and Wind Waker. But I will agree that tingle is an asshole.
Evolution  - 1 year 1 day ago 
yeah!the blue shells are a real pain
IpOd  - 11 months 25 days ago 
yes the mermaid songs was very FRUSTRATING and still yet im stuck on that mission >.<
yoshileeiscute  - 11 months 23 days ago 
lol those were hilarious pictures of the blue shell.
MyGameName  - 11 months 17 days ago 
Wait! Was that Bush in the last picture!? How is that bad?!?
Ranger6667  - 11 months 17 days ago 
I cant express hom many times that blue shell f'ed up a perfect race for me. I was hit by 5 in one race. 5!!!
AA95mp  - 11 months 6 days ago 
you don't know how much i agree with you KHfan
thehitcher03  - 11 months 2 days ago 
Yes, the blue shell really, REALLY sucks. Whenever I'm just about to win, BAM! Everyone overtakes me, I lose 100 points and have to come 1st in 4 more matches just to get them back. It. Sucks. So, I'm new, can I make one of these top 7 things?
Amatarasu  - 10 months 19 days ago 
on some of these your just complaining,the shotgun was badass! i loved the flood missions soley cause i got a shotgun!
and the blue shell is easely avoidable,brake a bit,and go into seconed,it'll hit the dude who passed you,then you can retake 1st
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