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We know. We sound like pricks sometimes. Having spent so much time crapping all over just about everything in the Game-O-Sphere, some of you may’ve forgotten that we actually like to play games. So, this episode we’ve set aside some time to talk about some upcoming titles that we’re genuinely excited about.

02-13-09 | Length – 2:16:19 | Opening song by Anamanaguchi 

Oh, we’re still mocking idiotic game audio, laughing hysterically at a certain publisher’s R&B theme song, and mulling over the game smooches creepy enough to deflate boners on Jupiter. But just in time for VD, we’re also spreading a little bit of love to all comers. Don’t worry - we still have a fart button.

BREAKDOWN
- Brett digs Deadly Creatures
- Chris loves Resident Evil 5
- Mikel hearts GTA: Lost and Damned and he’s seen God of War III!
- And OXM’s Dan Amrich loves… CarneyVale: Showtime?!

Above: Actually fun! Like the clownfaced spawn of Peggle and PAIN
 
Top 7… cringeworthy kisses
Bestiality, underage smooching and triangles doing the nasty

Deadly Creatures
A Wii-exclusive game about bugs narrated by Billy Bob Thornton and Dennis Hopper is actually good!

Dead Rising 2: All the facts
We dissected the trailer to DEATH

Retro Game Challenge
Don’t let the generic title fool you. This DS homage will put tears in the eyes of classic gamers.

Flower
A PSN title not starring the skunk from Bambi.

Barack Obama is a potty mouth!
Our fearless leader curses like a political sailor.

A Middle-American tribute to Shenmue
Proving once and for all that Sega and Ryo ain’t no goddamn pussy!

Accidental Male Prostitution
Is the economy really that bad?

Question 22: Game that brings back bad memories? – answers in our delightful forums!

THE VOICES

Quote of the Week:
“If I’m not in the office, and talking to you on AIM, chances are I’m using a little brown punctuation.”

For more TalkRadar (and yes, you do want more) browse our past episodes.

Above: GOD OF WAR III Trailer!

Above: Jedi AWAY!

Above: Mikel hogs GTA: Lost and Damned all to himself

Above: Dateless No More!

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Above: And it’s not this one – click the image to see more

 
Above: LionheartAce is having visions of Duke Lombardi

Above: Clustershart whipped together this badass poster

Wind Waker unplugged – if you missed this, here’s your second goddamn chance.

Feb 13, 2009