A chain-smoking Luigi is your forlorn guide through life in Ennuigi

You might think you know Luigi, the slim and green-clad brother of Mario. But browser game Ennuigi (a combination of "Luigi" and "ennui," a French word describing a sense of listless despair) is here to tell you that you don't know jack. The Luigi presented here is perpetually miserable as he slowly and aimlessly meanders through a Mushroom Kingdom that is broken and worn - just like his soul - contemplating his life out loud in dramatic, overwrought prose. It's funny though, I promise.

To honor Ennuigi's spirit and join in on the fun, I present my own little slice of Ennuigi, using a quote from the game to kick things off:

Sam is a former News Editor here at GamesRadar. His expert words have appeared on many of the web's well-known gaming sites, including Joystiq, Penny Arcade, Destructoid, and G4 Media, among others. Sam has a serious soft spot for MOBAs, MMOs, and emo music. Forever a farm boy, forever a '90s kid.