Cannes 2010 is great and all, with all it's highly literary dramas and weighty think pieces - but what this festival really needs is a bit of pace, someone to grab the bull by the balls and tell it how it is.
Thankfully, Total Film has just the man for the job; Deputy Editor Jamie Graham, a man for whom finishing in ten seconds has never been a problem...
Here, in the first of this series, he sums up his thoughts about French drama Black Heaven;
There you go. Never has a man satisfied so much in so short a time.
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