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Burnout Crash! review

Solid
AT A GLANCE
  • Explosive, utterly chaotic action
  • Elements of pinball, tower defense, Peggle
  • Addictive score-chasing bolstered by Autolog support
  • Short on content
  • Occasionally frustrating trial-and-error
  • Floaty driving physics

Given that Crash is a Burnout game, it's tempting to unceremoniously chuck it into the scrapyard for everything it's not. It doesn't use the same crunchy, visceral viewpoint as other Burnouts. It doesn't concern itself with obsessively detailed vehicular destructo-porn. There aren't any neck-and-neck photo finishes or spark-scattering takedowns that'd look right at home in every Hollywood automotive thriller not titled “Cars.” Crash isn't Burnout 6 or Paradise 2. It is, however, still pretty damn fun.

So then, what is Burnout Crash? Well, we're all about razor's edge precision, so we're going to use the most scientific form we know: a cliched joke framework. Burnout Crash feels like the result of some Criterion staffer kicking off a meeting with “So tower defense, pinball, and explosions walked into a bar...” But instead of laughing derisively and sending him to the Shame Corner, everyone else glanced at him incredulously and said, “That's... brilliant!” Because it sort of is. Well, mostly.

Above: Yeah, nearly $14,000,000 in property damages is only worth one star

Crash's basic mechanics are almost absurdly simple. You pilot your micro machine a fittingly tiny distance into a crowded intersection and – KABOOM – nature takes its course. However, that's only the beginning. While Burnout 3 – the previous series entry Crash is most heavily influenced by – was all about the improbably obstacle-laden setup, Crash shows its true colors after you become a soaring pile of flaming metal death.

Racking up points, you see, is as simple as waiting for your giant, glowing Crashbreaker meter to fill and then exploding again. And again. And again. And so on. That's where the pinball element comes in. If you time your not-so-spontaneous combustions correctly, you can put together giant combo multipliers capable of decimating an entire town block and skyrocketing your score into goddamn Valhalla. Combined with everything from magical roving roulette pizza trucks to the occasional meteor shower to freaking UFOs, it's pure insanity.

Crash isn't just some mindless pyrotechnics show, though. Also making a return from Burnout 3 is “aftertouch,” which allows you to briefly guide your ticking time bomb on wheels after every detonation. Here, then, the tower defense comparison becomes apt. See, it's generally not a good idea to let other cars flee from your glorious realization of Michael Bay's wildest dreams. In the main Road Trip mode, it's even the central factor in deciding whether you succeed or fail. Problem is, there are far too many cars for you to leapfrog between all of them. So instead, you have to carefully plan your explosions such that they create barriers out of flaming car husks. As a result, other cars – apparently driven by people who got their driver's licenses from boxes of Cracker Jacks that were recalled because they caused incredible blindness – swerve and screech right into your makeshift defenses, reinforcing them in the process. 

Above: We're pretty sure the whole “unidentifed” bit goes out the window when you can point to it and say, “Why yes, that's the thing that's murdering me right now”

Therein, however, lies the rub: You score points by blowing everything to smithereens. Car fortresses, though, only stop vehicles dead in the their tracks. Often, it comes down to timing. Should you continue bouncing around and picking off cars while your barriers do the bulk of the heavy lifting? Or should you send every nearby car careening into whatever building's lucky enough to still be standing, resulting in a colossal combo payday but annihilating your defenses? It's your call. Regardless, that constant dilemma adds a surprisingly intense layer of on-the-fly strategy to the proceedings.

Even so, Crash won't exactly have your brain firing on all cylinders. Sure, there are other factors to consider – for instance, the direction and flow of traffic, bonuses like money transport trucks, and level-specific features that can obliterate everything around you in the blink of an eye – but Crash definitely isn't overwhelmingly complex. In fact, if we had to give it a label, it'd be “Easy to learn, hard to master.” What really makes it stand out from other tiny timewasters, then, is the fact that it combines these addictive, deceptively involving mechanics with such satisfying results. We can't stress this enough: Shit blows up. Like, all the time. Causing massive chain reactions that engulf the entire screen simply feels wonderful. In spite of the fact that we were essentially doing the same thing over and over again, that maniacally destructive appeal kept us glued to our seat for hours.

That said, we have to admit that Crash's single-player is pretty limited. Levels have three modes, each with their own set of objectives to complete. Most of the objectives are pretty similar (Think “Get a score of 30,000,000,” etc), although – once again – there's a surprising amount of variety between the modes. Rush Hour, for instance, gives you 90 seconds to revel in gleeful carnage, while Pile Up requires a much more measured approach. Road Trip, on the other hand, is basically Peggle – right down to the gloriously bombastic ending backed up by classical music. Even so, we were able to unlock every area and car within about four hours. Really though, that's not such a terrible thing. Given the general structure of the game, we imagine anything longer would have rapidly worn out its welcome.

Above: As with everything else in Crash, giant smokescreens are thwarted by only one tool: explosions

Fortunately, Criterion's brought back Autolog after its pioneering debut in Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit, and that adds a bit to Crash's long-term appeal. This time around, it allows you to directly challenge friends to turn-based score battles. So you enact your vision of the Carpocalypse at your leisure, and then your friend does the same. Afterward, Autolog records win-loss records and alerts you when any of your high scores have been hammered down to – gasp – second place. It also recommends new lambs for your score-based slaughter and hands out glossy trophies for your troubles. Kinect, meanwhile, opens up a team-based party mode that's standard fare for these things (Make hadouken motions, flail like a lunatic, squat, and generally look silly to activate Crashbreaker), but it's still a goofy good time if you've got a few friends and little-to-no shame on hand.

Beyond that, Crash's inherent flaws are relatively small, but – taken together – they're still nits worth picking. For one, there's a bit of a trial-and-error element to Road Trip, and – while it rarely brings the fun to a screeching halt – it can be frustrating to restart repeatedly because you didn't ricochete a few initial cars just right. That issue, meanwhile, is compounded by the fact that steering's floatier than a flotilla of rootbeer float-themed parade floats – making normally simple driving maneuvers even clumsier than that simile.

Above: We nearly forgot to mention that the announcer's pretty annoying. For instance, right now, he'd probably be screaming “HE'S GETTING AWAY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?”

All told, though, Burnout Crash is quite a pleasant surprise. It's short, sweet, and compulsively addictive while it lasts. Better still, if you're all about chasing high scores and roundhouse-kicking your friends off the winner's pedestal, you can ring quite a bit of value from this one. No, this isn't the old-school Burnout crash mode you remember, but we doubt it's one you'll soon forget. 

Sep 20, 2011

More Info

Release date: Sep 20 2011 - PS3, Xbox 360 (US)
Available Platforms: PS3, Xbox 360, PC
Published by: Electronic Arts
Developed by: Criterion Games
ESRB Rating:
Everyone 10+: Language, Violence

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7 comments

  • Z-man427 - September 20, 2011 3:57 p.m.

    Aftertouch was in Burnout: Revenge too. As much of a Burnout fan as I am, I doubt I'll be bothered to try this.
  • TriforcePlayer - September 20, 2011 4 p.m.

    Still waiting for a new Burnout game. Until then back to Hot Pursuit.
  • goggamanxp - September 20, 2011 4:11 p.m.

    This game by the first impression looks like the classic gta games. I have been a fan of burn ut since burn out 2. And I have to say that the last game, burn out paradise, was not a true burn out game. This will be a buy because I'm a fan, but this will not redeem the burn out series as it was. I actually haven't played my steam copy of the need for speed game that they made, so I'll be playing that as well.
  • Plan10FromOuterSpace - September 21, 2011 7:29 a.m.

    I also have hot pursuit sat on my shelf waiting to be played, i dont personally think the burnout series has ever topped the third game...one of my favorite last gen titles
  • Tranquilbez34 - September 20, 2011 11:51 p.m.

    Looks like the iOS game traffic rush
  • Plan10FromOuterSpace - September 21, 2011 7:27 a.m.

    Been following this for a while, i was quite interested in the more tactical element of this game, i.e. the blocking of roads to stop vehicles escaping and so on...but tbh im not sure a 7 is good enough to tempt me out of my cash , not with the stacks of massive games on the way out and resident evil 4 HD just hitting arcade...

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