Brunswick Pro Bowling

  • Brunswick license intact
  • Realizing actual bowling is more fun
  • Wii Sports in comparison
  • Controls are screwy
  • Realizing you're playing the anti-fun
  • Who cares about the Brunswick license?

Oct 24, 2007

Living in fizzy drink-enameled dives, played in slippers held together by fungal infections and favouring whooping theatrics over polite applause, bowling is the social slob of the sporting world. This makes capturing it in game form oh-so-very difficult and it certainly isn't made any easier if, like Brunswick here, you try to do so with anything other than a goofy grin on your face. But whereas Wii Sports presented flighty six-pounder fun, this struggles under the heavy-handed brunt of a clunky 16-pound license.

As opposed to letting us hoof the virtual ball down the lanes, developers Point of View instead push a ridiculous Brunswick company line that "merchandise maketh the man." And so you're lumbered with tiresomely game-hindering stats until you struggle through various yokel face-offs in Career mode, buying Brunswick-endorsed ball and outfit upgrades along the way. Purchasing strength-boosting wrist bands and lighter, faster balls may pad out the dry career-based slog, but it simultaneously pillages all the skill from your personal game.

You may be throwing with the steadiest arm in the history of bowling at the kinds of speeds that would make Jesus Quintana blush, but because you don't own the Brunswick Wrist-O-Matic 3000™, your goof of an avatar is more likely to hit the vending machine at the back of the hall than a strike.

More Info

Release date: Aug 28 2007 - Wii (US)
Sep 21 2007 - Wii (UK)
Available Platforms: Wii, PSP, PS3, PS2
Genre: Sports
Published by: 505 Games
Developed by: Point of View
ESRB Rating:

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