Otherwise known as Elizabeth Shelley, who dies in a terrible lawnmower incident.
Thankfully, mad scientist Jeffrey Franken puts Shelley back together again, patching her up using pieces from an NY hooker.
So, yeah, you could cuddle her - but it would cost you.
Chances Of Making It Out Of The Cuddle Alive:
“For money, she'll love anyone... to death!” goes the official synopsis.
It’s not worth it, chaps.